Hello. Im a Bandit.

Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself!' started by xM4NT!5x, Jan 8, 2013.

  1. xM4NT!5x

    xM4NT!5x Aquatic Astronaut

    sorry not a pirate. im a merc.
     
  2. Fishcake

    Fishcake Pangalactic Porcupine

    Do what you want because a merc is free. You are a Merc! (Damn these non-catchy changes.)
     
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  3. ziberoo

    ziberoo Spaceman Spiff

    Dude.
    I would never sink so slow as being a pirate
    I...am a GENTLEMAN.
     
  4. xM4NT!5x

    xM4NT!5x Aquatic Astronaut

    fair enough
     
  5. ziberoo

    ziberoo Spaceman Spiff

    Damn right that's fair you filthy merc.
     
  6. xM4NT!5x

    xM4NT!5x Aquatic Astronaut

    Not a gentleman after all.
     
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  7. ziberoo

    ziberoo Spaceman Spiff

    How is that not gentlemanly?
     
  8. Kloudy

    Kloudy Phantasmal Quasar

    Welcome to the forums Mantis. Enjoy your stay.
     
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  9. Kistaria Prime

    Kistaria Prime Cosmic Narwhal

    ~Sharpens her kitchen cutlery.~ Mmm.... I love it when the food is bitey. I've got this! I'll give you a choice... Steak or Soup? I'm not particular, you all taste the same to me.
     
  10. Ajthehero

    Ajthehero Aquatic Astronaut

    I think your a theat to now I shall try kill you
     
  11. The Great Beezle

    The Great Beezle Industrial Terraformer

    Oh you bandits, always stealing my peanut butter shipments to sell them to the brown market (I would know, i buy excess stock there to sell on at a inflated profit)

    In true buzzilian manners, i still welcome you to our fine and pristine forums, please do not be alarmed by the governmental authorities parking thier armed spaceships above you, its strictly protocol.
     
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  12. Ajthehero

    Ajthehero Aquatic Astronaut

    I'm not a Bandit im a space assassin
     
  13. wilpin

    wilpin Starship Captain

    Hehe Mercs ? well I'm a super trained pirate-warrior gunner and an intergalactical pony nice to meet you hope you enjoy raiding villages and space caravans :3
     
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  14. xM4NT!5x

    xM4NT!5x Aquatic Astronaut

    Ive never been one for veggies, especially when they move and talk, but killing and dining on you will also be interesting. You'll all probably taste the same to me to. =]
     
  15. xM4NT!5x

    xM4NT!5x Aquatic Astronaut

    and annhilating them with a sheep railgun is also in the mercenary world, "strictly protocol." dont worry, i have no interest in the peanut butter business though.
     
  16. xM4NT!5x

    xM4NT!5x Aquatic Astronaut

    what? sorry, not sure what your saying apart from DIE MANTIS
     
  17. xM4NT!5x

    xM4NT!5x Aquatic Astronaut

    mercs kill and raid. im not one for space caravans and small ships. think: assasin who killed galactic leader
     
  18. Soulstealers

    Soulstealers Space Hobo

    **Puts feet up on desk**

    Well now, you have piqued my curiosity...

    While I do appreciate the fact that you enjoy your drinks shaken, not stirred and that you have a fine taste in liquor, come near me, my friends, or family for that matter, I shall take one shot. One shot sir from five hundred meters and make you...well, sufficiently less alive.

    Cheerio!
     
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  19. LulItsIan

    LulItsIan Pangalactic Porcupine

    Hm, as long as you don't get in my way, I think I'll be able to tolerate you.
     
  20. Kistaria Prime

    Kistaria Prime Cosmic Narwhal

    I suspect a suitable arrangement can be made. After all, I've got this stockpile of acid-launching weaponry I've been practically de-petaling myself over selling...
     

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