Hello, I am your doom.

A pleasure to meet you! I'm Gearnova, made in the USA, and I'm not really your doom, unless you're made of waffles and cheesburgers. It's good to be here, I am REALLY looking forward to this game, I hope to see you in-game soon

 

Waffolani's gonna hate you.
Anyways, welcome to the forum! There's usually someone running around with a gift basket, so he should be around soon enough.

 

Is this... Waffolani... creature a waffle construct? *drools*
Thanks for the welcome!

 

Yes, he is indeed a waffle construct.
Or a worshiper of the Great Waffle, I forget which.
Or both, even.

 

Whichever the case may be, I will take great pleasure in "meeting" him...