Happy Smiles All Around!

I love the smell of burning plastic in the morning!

 

A robot? You seem corrupt... "Core corrupted. Please insert noncorrupt core. Main core?"

 

Who doesn't trust insane robots...

 

*BLABLAMPH!* Incorrect Citizen. Smiley-COM-7 is not a mere "robot." Smiley-COM-7 is an AI multipower program created by [DeletedForSecurityReasons] in order to regulate Happy Fun Time Sectors on multitudinous planets and save Happy Citizens from themselves (like yourself!). Smiley-COM-7 is a collective mind spread from light years across infinite galaxies, is self sustaining, reconstructing, and is in no way whatsoever C-c-c-coooorrrruuppteeeed-ded-ded-ded-ded-ded-ded-ded :ERROR: Don't! Worry! BE HAPPY!!! :ERROR: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAH! :ERROR: You are incorrect Citizen! There is no screaming going on behind this door! Please wait while current system tries to reboot.

*pop goes the weasel plays in the background for a few minutes*

 

*zapzapzap*
Please disregard anything you have heard currently. Have a nice day!

 

Yup. Corrupted. And I am no mere citizen- I am cat person, elevator master, and Head Technician at Generi Corp!

 

If your insane then what's pi? all insane AI's know pi.

 

You would think people would train their insane AI not to fall for the pi trick anymore

 

Citizen, have you recently ingested any 99.99% Artificial Lamprey Chips?

 

Infinite Decimal Sequence. Initiating logic fail safe. 3.14-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4- *continues infinitely until shutdown then restarts*

 

*Leaves Ai's planet after being called back to duty for a "Search and destroy mission"*
Got to go make barbeque see yah!

 

Take care Citizen! Have a nice death day!

 

*looks around at wires when the AI isn't looking, saying occasional techy junk like "Why did they use a Horsepower 666? That's the most corrupted mainframe ever." and "These wires are all connected wrong!"*

 

Hmmm...What happens if I cut this wire?

 

That stops power to the entire system, and can't be repaired. Very expensive. I would advise not touching it.

 

*long amount of silence then mouth opens wide*

IMMAFIRINMAHLAZAR! BWAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!

*shoots out massive rainbow colored laser at a planet causing it to explode*

 

So... You admit your a Commie!

 

I'm not a commie... I'm the elevator master and head technician at Generi Corp.

 

I see. Please fill out this form for further evaluation of your supposed "innocence."

http://www.paranoia-live.net/forms/form40.htm

 

Uhh... I noticed a lot of repeated questions and questions that contradict each other.