See your Friends losing morale? Can't really seem to give the right pep talk? Brainwash'em! Er Blast'em! Er... Oh! No I really do mean Blast'em! With the Happy Smiley Beam! Guaranteed to induce certain happiness or insanity, mania, dementia, extreme Paranoia, constipation, diarrhea, internal bleeding, depression, hyper-activity, hyper-hyper-activity, hyper-hyper-hyper-activity, and an itchy trigger finger your money morale integrity back! Guaranteed To be expected!
Thank you Citizen! Your Satisfaction shall be noted! Fear not! It is mandatory to stalk, worship, bow, be Friends with your AI overlord buddy!
Good question Citizen! We shall create an orbital cannon version very soon! We have classified this as the IMAFIRNMAHLAZR-101-X) Radial Smiley Satellite.
Any rumor that said Happy Beam is plagiarism or copy right infringement is treason. *zapzapzap!* [OOC: I hadn't even thought of that really had no idea about the Spore game ]
