Haest & Settler's Waste Disposal and Recycling Co.You bring the cash, we'll take your trash Founders: Theodore "Theo" Haest - FounderGregory Settler - Co-founder Employees: Ezekiel "EZ-Bake" Green - Robotic Technician -------------------------------------- Hello and welcome to Haest & Settler's Waste Disposal and Recycling Co. We welcome you to explore our humble facility and browse our services. Assets: The Bluehelm: The Heart and Mind of our company. The Bluehelm is an old heavy freighter repurposed into our very own mobile headquarters. All members of Haest & Settler's live and work here. It has twenty-five (25) individual apartments (many of which are vacant; Cite other services and product below for more information), four (4) lounges, a roomy hangar bay, two (2) large cafeterias (only one of which is in use for now) and many, many restrooms. It has a built in industrial recycler / waste disposal which (partially) powers the engines any provides The Bluehelm with the finest recycled products! Two (2) Septic Cruisers: These two (2) large drone ships, The White Rock and The Scumrunner, are Haest & Settler's primary processors of waste and recyclables. Each equipped with two (2) state-of-the-art industrial recycler / waste disposal units which provide almost all the energy the septic cruiser needs. They also are the primary transports of all drones under our service, capable of transporting up to forty-five (55) human-sized drones each. WARNING: No septic cruisers are equipped with any vital life support systems, including: Oxygen, food, drink, artificial gravity and restrooms. Do not request any living beings be transported within a septic cruiser. We're a waste management company, not a taxi service. Fifty-seven (57) Waste Ingestion and Disposal Robot (WINDR): WINDRs are the workhorses of Haest & Settler. Each one of these octopodal drones are able to clear a full square-kilometer in 4.8337 days. Like all of our drones they are equipped with a waste refinery, though much smaller. WARNING: Due to a systems glitch WINDRs devour ALL organic matter, regardless if is considered waste or not. Please keep all pets and loved ones away at all times.We have our best Robotic Technicians on the case. Sorry for the inconvenience. Nine (9) Waste Transport Robot (WTR): The middlemen of Haest & Settler's drone cavalcade, these reporposed truck drones transport all waste collected by WINDRs to the septic cruisers. These are our only drones not equipped with any built in refinery. Instead they have built in solar-panels. In emergency situations they can siphon power from the septic cruisers. Services: Waste Disposal and Recycling: Our primary services! We dispose and recycle all matter of materials. From mundane organics to the most irradiated of radium. There is literally no mess we will not take. However, because of this it is hard to set consistent and reasonable prices for our services. As such, each price is tailored to the needs of the customer. Drone rental: Any available drone we have may be rented out a reasonable price (including a damage deposit, which refunded upon safe return of our drone). Prices currently stand at: WINDR: 1100 Px. 500 Px. damage deposit. WTR: 3200 Px. 1500 Px. damage deposit. Septic cruiser: 55000 Px. 25000 Px damage deposit. All rented drones are constantly monitored by internal security programs and hardware. All listed prices are for one (1) earth month of rental. Trusted costumers may rent drones without the hassle of a damage deposit. Other Services and product: Home Rental: Our home base and heart of operations, The Bluehelm, also serves as a mobile apartment building. Suitable for any adventurous soul or professional that takes advantage of never being in the same place twice! Prices for rental are: One (1) bedroom, two (2) bathroom apartment: 1150 Px. 550 Px. damage deposit. (Five (5) available) Two (2) bedroom, two (2) bathroom apartment: 1500 Px. 800 Px. damage deposit. (Seven (7) available) Deluxe two (2) bedroom, three-and-a-half (3.5) bathroom apartment, includes luxury furnishings: 2500 Px. 1300 Px. damage deposit. (Two (2) available) All listed prices are for one (1) earth month of rental. Prices include utilities. Haest & Settler's Waste Disposal and Recycling Co. Brand Products: Just in case you want to remember the best waste disposal and recycling service you've ever had we have a small range of collecable products. Haest & Settler Coffee Mug: 10 Px. Haest & Settler Sticker Pack: 5 Px. Haest & Settler Pin-On Button: 5 Px. Haest & Settler Theo Plush Doll: 20 Px. Haest & Settler Gregory Plush Doll: 20 Px. Haest & Settler Plush Doll Double Pack: 35 Px. We only do small orders. All product is made by a very nice lady who rents one of our apartments.
