H9mestuck Clan Thread: Check y9ur Privilege

Oh.
Whoops.
Read first line and sort of freaked.

 

D: You okay?

 

what happend guy?D8

 

Right, I stole my moms laptop.
So, story time with MC DJ Emm Eee. Today is Wednesday. You are me. You are laying on your bed jammin the HELLA HELL out. Shit's all kinds of okay. Then your dad romps in, says go take a bath. "yeah, yeah, just a sec aight." and then he leaves. Then he comes back a minute or two later. He starts yelling at you to take a god damn bath. You swipe up on your phone, cause you need to turn off your music. Dad, of course, being the best kind of shithead, the drunk kind, snatches your phone right out of your hand, and rips the earbuds out of your ears, unfortunately, your earbuds are cheap, and one plastic bit thing gets stuck in your ear.

So, being the stubborn, combative thing, you go to snatch it back. He ducks his massive beer gut girth to the side, and you right yourself, and reach for it again. Yes! You get a grip! you have it, and heave upon it like the force of 10000000 Leman Russ'. Your father sees fit to punch you in the liver.

Fast forward to when you're done writhing in pain, you're dad is gloating about how he just successfully beat the shit out of a 14 year old. You get up, take a shower, and ask him where your phone is. Gone, he says. Gone where? Gone on the foyer, he says. So you open the door to the porch, and you see two objects of note. A hammer, and next to it, the desolate remains of your phone.

You whip around, and unleash 14 years of frustrated angst and teenage drama. "You got damned motherfuckin two bit son of shit you destroyed my phone?!" and of course, being the prudent and intelligent person, your fathers threatens to call the cops. Nevermind that he just floored you with the scummiest of sucker punches. You sulk off, and after several undocumented bouts of parlance, of varying degrees of murderous intent, your dad comes to the conclusion that a night on the cold streets is better than a night of levelheaded decisions.

Waking up in an alley between your local McDonalds and Baskin Robins, no shoes on, because you left with no shoes, you sulk back to your house. Getting back, your dad says to pack up your things, he's just going to make you live with your mother in Atlanta.
To clear up things I can and cannot do with the thread; I have no laptop and no phone, until some point after the 17th, but I will read the thread every now and again whenever I can steal someones internet capable device.

By his veneration and worship, I will make with what I've got.

Sorry, can't. Unless someone I meet has steam on their phone, or I can get mom to let me put steam on her laptop.

S'all good.

Probably, yes.


Frankly pls.

Bruised ribs and liver, but other than that, I am the au-est gold.

Also, I just watched the whole of Frozen for the 8th time now. That helps a lot.

 

Always remember, you do not have permanent flaws.
Only temporary coffee stains.
I won't suggest anything much, all decisions are yours to make, but maybe take the advice of some other, more experienced-in-life people.
You can do it. This is only for now. In the future, you'll be better off. You're an intelligent person, and I'm sure you'll do well in life. Just never give up. Cheesy, but its something I'd always advocate for.

 

My coffee stains are like, the dried on, sun baked, deep in the fabric, most difficult to clean coffee stains, that will almost certainly never be fully gone, but I still need to find the bargain bin with all the discount bleach, cause I'm do my damnedest.

 

Also not insinuating I am more experienced in life I am talking about other people

 

Every day is a day to talk about the Emperor, loyalist scum. However, I can tell you about the wonders of chaos!

 

*extends powerfist*

 

Heretic! How dare you spread your ungodly lies on the day of our emperor! I will see your purged!
To me space marines![DOUBLEPOST=1410054350][/DOUBLEPOST]

power bunps you with his own powerfist.
wait, Isn't that how black holes are made?

 

Nah, that's when the Emperor takes a shit, or when Trazyn the Infinite, that damn Necron thief, decides to mess with the Celestial Orrery

 

Necrons can do that? I thought they could only bitch about people being on their tomb-worlds and then plink at you with dinky green snot weapons

 

Well, they did beat the absolute living shit out of the Old Ones. (after necrodermis thing)
The Necrons are the most powerful army on the table, fluff-wise, and crunch-wise.

And guess what? Pre-warpstorms and Pre-Age of Strife humans? They could have fought the Necrons and won.



BUt they don't mess with the Celestial Orrery because of it causing problems and glitches in the universe

 

I'm not buff with fluff from before the age of strife. What was the huge deal with it?

 

Humans were ridiculously advanced. A single ship of colonists could produce anything. (Nearly the Eldar level, and the Eldar had a MUCH greater head start)
And they were what Necrons weren't. Tenacious as all hell, and not Terminator robots/ Tomb Kings in Space

 

Pathetic! Your corpse emperor can't save you. We shall sack this world and claim it in the name of chaos!
Come, my brothers! Let us spill their weak blood.

Yea, there's this one Necoron lord that steals nearly everything. Needles to say, he's a jerk. Also, Necoron weapons don't plink, they "You wot m8?!" and then tear you apart at the molecular level.

 

total failure.



like your gods

 

Is your mother nice?
(Also I am a bit confused on what Frankly pls. means.)

 

I had quoted frank, but I guess I bungled it.
and yes, very.