H9mestuck Clan Thread: Check y9ur Privilege

Nuu. Don't say that... You're not stupid. :(

 

You obviously have no idea how many people have wanted to fuck me.
The answer: More than I can count on one hand, which is that many people too many.
I don't get it, either. I'm not flirty, I don't dress provocatively, and I am by no means hot.[DOUBLEPOST=1409547248][/DOUBLEPOST]

Irrational?

 

Have you heard of firehouse poles

Thats not it, but its a similar thing, except its going outside the frabric of reality

Exalted is a fun RPG





And Keychain of Creation (source) is a good comic based on it.

 

I keep forgetting that not everyone on the internet are males.

 

Welcome to humanity. Fuck... yeah?




Thankfully, my stores of "faith in humanity " are huge, and this revelation, while making a sizeable dent in my stores, hasn't TOTALLY drained it.


"damned neckbeards"[DOUBLEPOST=1409547659][/DOUBLEPOST]

Technically, everyone is male.



hue?

 

annnd.. of to the land of sleep I go

*vanishes*

 

There are only two possible outcomes of humanity, and my faith in it will have no effect on the fate of the human race, thus I dont bother with faith in humanity.



okay thats dark and edgy

 

theres going to be a new sr4 standalone expansion where you not only play as johnny gat but are also beating the shit out of hell and its forces
i am so excited

 

why am I still awake
I should have gone to sleep three or four hours ago

 

And
And they TOLD you they wanted to?
Like
wat
That's not something you go around telling girls, and I'm SURE it's something said girls don't want to hear
I'm sorry, that sucks. I apologize on the behalf of those guys as well, although I'm not sure it means much

 

Excuse me, watch as I say that's false.

That's false.

You may be one person, but many drops make an ocean. If faith starts dropping like flies in people everywhere, there'll only be one outcome.

And so I persevere.
My faith is unshakeable.
To fear any fate but victory is fear.
I shall know no fear.
Fear denies faith.
My faith is my shield
And without a shield, I am but one more head to the axe of destiny.



And faith does more than protect. No army is big enough to conquer the galaxy. But faith alone can overturn the universe.



And this is why I believe. I believe humanity will come out victorious against the barrages of societal collapse, inner-fighting, and everything that plagues us today. Otherwise, we are but fagots to the fire of chaos, death, and collapse. Otherwise, we are husks of creation.

I have faith because there is no other option. And this is why I believe you should too.

 

In the end, we will either die off in our humble solar system or expand our reaches to the very corners of the universe and cling to life until universal entropy sets in.
Either way, unless we invent time travel or interuniversal transport, humans will be just another species that has come and gone.
(why am I being so edgy)

 

im watching the matrix,this thread reality is a lie,youre inprisoned in a bigger thread!(thredception) *DUNNNNNNNNN*

 

What. The. Fuck. That is not okay. Like, at all. Pretty sure if people are doing that and the fact that you don't want that happening is sexual harassment. :/

That or we die quicker due to our own self-destruction. There's also the fact that humans have been destroying ecosystems and the massive bee die off will trickle up the food chain causing a mass die off of species. There's also climate change, which kinda ties in with the destruction of ecosystems. So yeah. Gooooo humanity...

 

And in such, your faith declines. Your imagination would take you far to see what could happen for our race, but you lack faith.
Even now, the great men at NASA are devising a method to rip the fabric of space time a new one, and let us leave our planet for greater locations. I don't see us getting ourselves killed off. There are better men and women out there, in greater numbers than you think, and unlike you, they have no shortage of faith. To see out defeat is heresy. To predict death, faithlessness. To sire thoughts of the end, weakness.[DOUBLEPOST=1409549158][/DOUBLEPOST]

 

You know what's really sickening? Out of all those people, guess how many actually respected my wishes, stopped pursuing me, and moved on when I said no?
One.

Your sympathy, while I'm not actively trying to obtain it (though it probably seems like it the way I keep going on about it), is appreciated. Thank you.

 

Well then, Lyre birds are pretty amazing.

 

Yes, I'm well aware. In some cases it was sexual assault. In one it was attempted rape. (He ended up raping another girl, bragging about it to me, getting expelled and probably arrested, and then trespassing on school property looking for one or both of us. And then probably arrested again. Hopefully.)

 

Where do they live?

"Serial killing of four/three/two men, police confused, public agrees upon making serial killed saint"