H9mestuck Clan Thread: Check y9ur Privilege

Ooooh, THAT'S why when we post what we think is funny and it's "old as dong," everyone thinks you've committed a murder

 

Elusive, yes
might as well tell me before I go look it-
ohey new convo reply

 

Well, while this is all a joke, I never said I hit and killed you. And you had your back turned.


never turn your back on a gunslinger

Bring me yer Jesse James and Billy the Kid
I'll make a mess of their face
and bring the sheriff a bag full'o their heads

Ratatattlin on my gatling guns
the blasts attack faster than my battlin puns


*cough*
sorry, broke into song

 

The OTP and SHIPPING FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS

 

Suffice it to say, such people go with the fact that maids are a fetish thing and heart is, well, heart, in spite of the fact Maid and Heart neither look nor work that way.
Also, I encountered most of the OCs I'm referring to before being branded a Maid of Heart, so I have a bit of a starting bias against it… Heart is a very cool Aspect, and Maid is a good class. I just…don't like the association. At all.
Don't sweat it, though.

 

No, its fine, keep going~

 

Relevant images for Seer of Rage:
75% female overall
20% human
70% troll
5% some weird monster
5% warrior cats ripoff edgemode OC

 

Listen up, brother
Got a little rhyme for you
But I gotta tell you
I ain't no durn singer
I'm a gunslinger

Who's a better gunslinger?
That's a humdinger
Blood blister on my one finger from triggers
And I don't hunt deer
So chump, here's something I'd like to advise
Better run for your life if you'd like to survive in the frontier
It's like you drunk beer, brain ain't configured
A word to the wise and your mind will become clear
Bright as the lights on the rides of a fun fair
So come bring your Jesse James and Billy the Kid
I'll make a mess of their brains and fill 'em with lead
And I will until every damn villain is dead
Then I'm bringin' the sheriff a bag full of their heads
Handlin' any man that is plannin' to stand in my path
Because I'm heavy-handed with every bandit I wrangle with
And we're in a century that hasn't any ambulances
So best pack your best brandy and bandages
When I'm rat-a-tat-tattin' on my gatling guns
The blast attacks faster than my battlin' puns
A lemat in my one hand and another in my other
So get runnin' for cover, you would you rather be buggered?
Shots, I'm lickin' off like the sugar on my cherry strudel
I'm quick on the draw, call me Mary Doodles
I'm gettin' reward money to bury people
And as a result, I never need to be very frugal
'Less you want your tooth pulled, pay the dentist
I make rackets as if it's an angry game of tennis
Don't hate the player, no, hate the business
I make a livin' from wanted posters: Jay McGuiness

I'm just gonna get some dynamite and then I'll light my pipe
And when the timing's right, I'll set the skies alight
Kind of like Juarez calls for Silas Greaves to make you fall like a pile of leaves
Shootin' line after line after line of thieves
And I've touched more gold than a miner's sleeves
When I wield dual revolvers, you'll feel the coldness
Once in a blue moon, I'm using my holsters
Shootin' my colt, I'm too skilled to falter
Is it any wonder saloons here are closed?
When you bring a whole platoon filled with soldiers
I barbecue fools, a new meal for vultures
High noon, we're overdue for elevenses
I left the saloon, it was strewn with your severed limbs
Bringin' just a shoe to a shootout
To kick your booty so brutally, you'll never get my boot out

 

reversepsychology.rekt

 

ACT 5 IS DONE
Now I sleep

 

@Relinies

Yeah. It's actually SPACE that's associated with reproduction

 

g-fuckin-g

Good night, speedracer

 

Windows does not detect .rekt as a openable file.
Find a program to open it?

[ ] My_Feels.exe
[x] Trash Bin

 

in which case I hope I don't get space

 

You have passed the point of no return.

 

Believe it or not I already had this saved

 

bby love meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ;~;

 

Welcome to Eden.
*inb4 refrancing wrang*

 

The final threshold?

 

>not wanting to be porrim