H9mestuck Clan Thread: Check y9ur Privilege

Hah, say that to the statistics of the build.

The LG can out-do everyone in Melee with that build.

"Planning to run a close-combat General? Congratulations - you're about to try something that takes some serious balls. But then, you're Imperial Guard - this isn't new to you. Start by using Ogryns as minions; they're tough as balls and will keep the heat off of you and on them, where it rightly belongs. From here, the choice is between your Inspired Sword and your Protective Sword - and both are amazing in their own right. The Inspired Sword will bolster the damage of both you and your Ogryns, whereas the Protective Sword, due to a meaty defense boost, will keep you in the fight. In general, the Inspiring Sword is a better choice for strictly melee builds; the damage is close to double and though Clear Out is quite useful, the Inspiring Sword's special attacks functionally make up for the loss. On the other hand, the survivability boost is nothing to sneeze at, and can result in you surviving that much longer. What wargear you take is up to you, but consider Duelist Honors; the massive +40% attack boost is significantly higher than the +30% of the Medallion Crimson, though if you're feeling bold you can use both at the same time for a relentlessly dickish amount of damage that can eclipse a melee-focused Space Marine Captain. Sadly, though, your Ogryns will suffer for it."

 

You have it?
Maybe we could play?

 

*steam out of ears*

 

heh kek.

 

TDOB: Tell him that if he doesn't back off, I'll bite his cat.
imaginary friend: WHY WOULD YOU BITE ME SENPAI
TDOB: You aren't his cat!!!
imaginary friend: Yes I'm his cat
TDOB: Fuck.

 

@The Demon of Borders



it looks joe joe so this is relevant.

 

"Leedle means Leedle"

Hah

 

@The Demon of Borders

 

being pan, I would probably do most of the farseers i've read about.

 

@Padexin

 

Gl with Eldrad.



Or Macha.

 

>wants to be a butler
>looks up "what is required to be a butler"
>gets results

No you idiot! I want to BE a butler. You know, those people that are paid to wipe rich people arse and be badasses? Yea, I don't wanna go to your mega-hyper-ultra-homo college/ university.

 

Sorry bruh, but if you want to be a butler you have to go to Mega Hyper Ultra Homo Butler University (MHUHBU)
You have to pay all your money and give them all your possessions for a four-year education on butlering, only then will you be able to leave the school with nothing but a suit and tea set (which they provide) and serve under a rich person to survive
The life of a true butler is that of hardships, but it sure is worthwhile in the long run

 

I do.

 

I (now) know bro! Its, its just... I want be be a doc scratch! Even if I don't get to wear the exotic white and lime suit, I can be an excellent host! *is now sniffling* And offer candy to guests and be confusing and shoot intruders and keep the house clean and cook. (but I know butlers are more like managers at a fast food joint that still work) And have the air of a molest- *stops crying* Actually, I can do without that.

 

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I want this on a poster

 

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fixed 4u my luv bby

 

The ignore button really does increase thread quality.

 

Shit, I go into hybernation for about 3 weeks, and y'all make a new thread, AND put in over 100 pages. SHIET.

Also, for what its worth, I like the new forum idea. Anything I can help with, or is it too late for that?

 

Don't think there's anything left to help with. Link is in the OP