Greets humans

Hello fellow living beings and scrapparts .. robots.
I am Demetrius from Earth, better known as the 'Semi Alcoholic Super Villain'.
Join my alien elimination squad and help humanity conquer space.

Pros:
Free whiskey
Free spaceships
Free everything
More whiskey

Cons:
None

To join my army,
post something about yourself, your hours in space and your current occupation.

Sincerely,

Demetrius.


-- All living beings not originating from Earth will be eliminated on sight --

 

Amusing 'plant' being, Wobble, sipping from whiskey
You'll look good in my garden. Guards, capture it.

 

The 'Apex' as you call them, is not human so must be eliminated. Though, they look good in my zoo.

 

Greetings.

 

Amusing. Sip

You and all other pathetic alien lifeforms will be eliminated.

 

And what exactly is going on here?

 

Erm
Ah
Welcome to the forums! Hope you have a good time here!
please don't kill me

 

Welcome! xd

 

Yess, the human are the second-youngest. The Glitch can rebuild themselves. Apex are 200x stronger. Hylotl are a couple million times snobbier. Avians are fluffier. Novakid are more hyper and more impulsive. And the Floran are pure awesssome.

oh, and hi.

 

I'm fighting some fish and plants, Laugh
how hard could it possibly be?

 

*Murderplants
They're like murderhobos
but plants
and really deadly.

 

Fire should do the trick.

 

Maybe we shoulg burn you for the glory of you-know-whom? Despite my calm appearance I quite enjoy seeing things in flames.
The screams, the sight of peeling skin... Am I going too far?

 

I like you better on my plate, but since I'm not a maniac, I won't dol-phinish you in a cruel way.[DOUBLEPOST=1418434507][/DOUBLEPOST]

I could use you plant, of course weakened and broken. Photosynthesis could be useful on spaceships.