Hello fellow travelers! I am a OneNeoEon! also known as Doomlord O.N.E., CEO and Founder of Doomlord Real Estate and Head Chairman of the Doomlord Foundation for Affordable Housing. My rates are exceedingly cheap! Why I will even accept a chocolate bar as a rent if my tenant is in dire enough straights! How do I afford land on multiple worlds so cheaply? Simplicity itself! The stars are full of intact USMC Penal Colonies, Miniknog Research Stations, and more that are not strong enough to withstand the might of-I mean they were totally recently abandoned. * All it takes is a minimal refurbishing, a new coat of paint and presto! Formerly dismal places of madness and torture transformed into totally livable housing! Check your local listings!** For governments and their agents, check out our special offer!*** * The Doomlord Real Estate Corporations is not liable for any lingering spirits of the dead that may or may not haunt refurbished buildings. Ghosts are not real and if they claim to have been murdered by agents of the Doomlord Foundation they are slanderous liars. ** The Doomlord Foundation for Affordable Housing makes the planetary conditions for each listing made clear, and are not required to provide you with proper protective implants. Therefor the DFAH would like to remind potential tenants to read the listing carefully before inadvertently beaming into a lethal environment. *** The Doomlord Real Estate Corporations is willing to extend the same discounted rent price to Government and their emissaries who have lost contact with their former property refurbished by the DREC, as long as they are willing to obey the same lease agreements are regular tenants. Attempting to forcibly retake said property will be met with THE FULL UNBRIDLED MIGHT OF DOOMLORD O.N.E!
Welcome glitch. You have an interesting company, I'll be sure to look you up next time I need some affordable housing
Welcome to the forum Glitch fellow ! (in fact I'm a cathodic spectre who take the form of a TV headed glitch but anyway)
Greetings Glitch, is there a specific reason you have left your kingdom to become a realtor? If I were you, which I'm not, I am a being of plasmic energy, I would have stayed at the kingdom only to conquer it one day and rule. And then eventually take over other kingdoms and eventually just be the ruler of every glitch kingdom. But thats me. If you become a robo-realtor I have nothing against that.
I gave ruling the sheepbots a thought once I gained my awareness, but I doubt they would follow a heretic. Also I realized just how dreadfully boring that would be aside from the occasional rebellion or coup. I wanted to see the what space had to offer. Travelling suited me, I soon found myself enjoying discovering new exotic resources, seeing bizarre biomes, and fighting strange and hostile fauna. After traveling to many worlds I noticed a trend in homeless wandering among space travelers. Every sentient being deserves a place to call their home. Their ship can be a home but I get the feeling most would want somewhere solid, immobile, and protected by a USMC/Miniknog shield generator. These colonies also provide a scenic view of nature to which one can relax gazing upon. If only I could construct a shield generator I could build completely safe colonies on Volcanic worlds so that people could live their dreams of living close to free flowing lava. Incidentally, the Doomlord Real Estate Corporation would like to remind potential tenants that we do not provide weapons for defense against local wildlife and would again insist one read the listing fully before beaming out.
Well that's certainly an introduction, glad to have you on board, but the whole Doomlord thing throws me off, hopefully nobody will be meeting their DOOM. Welcome the forums!
Psst! *hands in a chocolate bar that says welcome on it* I want the lab by the oceanic world on that frozen star, looks comfy for the coming holidays...! I hope the furnishings are blastproof! Psst! *hands in a bomb with scribbled "begin countdown" words on it* Ye know what to do with it...!
Cool. Feel free to stop by the (once) Glitch ruled kingdom at my colony to greet any-bot you may know.
