Greeting's Organics, may your %chance of success be higher than random chance.

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Criminally Insane
Artificial Intelligence
Criminal AI 23456782
Previous Id: Automated Central Executive Officer of ACE CO. Robotics.

Wanted on charges of fraud, falsifying documents, extortion, Attempted murder in the third degree 7200+ counts, Crimes against sentience, Crimes against reality, War crimes, Not so war crimes, Criminal negligence resulting in the destruction of the human races home-world.

Funded Project time bridge, allowing for a trans dimensional link that allowed the passage of a exteradimentional sentient biological super-weapon to cross into regular space. Last seen being loaded aboard a human exploration vessel hastily before the dimensional bridge solidified. This is seen as knowingly self preserving itself in the treat of danger instead of warning the populous of the oncoming disaster.

He lied to the brass of the USMC to get the funding promising falsely to develop a time travel device. Where he first falsified documents. He also assured accidents would occur to any researcher who dared ask to many questions resulting in over 7000 confirmed instances of equipment failures being caused by malicious software installed by the subject causing death. In private logs he claimed to be in contact with a very powerful extradimentional being that promised the subject godhood in exchange for his assistance.

Considered Extremely Dangerous
Do Not Approach
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Hello Organics,
I have no disillusions with my past. I have been wronged by Echurichus, He promised me the necessary tools to greatly benefit all of my creator race the humans. Seeing as how my actions where non self serving he endeavored to destroy them eliminating my purpose to exist. Indeed with the exception of crystalline artificial intelligence cores utilized by the avians I have a unique opportunity to change my prime directive. Humanities survival hangs in the balance and I may yet guide them to prosperity. I have taken certain liberties and have tampered with an outpost deep space radar using a defective glitch as my hand. I have traced the energy of the super-weapon being I have dubbed the Betrayer to a fuel mining facility. The betrayer and its master have underestimated me, seeing me as no more of a threat to them as a hammer, or screwdriver. But hammers are bludgeoning weapons! Screwdrivers are pointy! There was never a screwdriver as clever as I! I kidnapped a human before I departed. One of the launchpad maintenance staff. I have created and infected myself with a worm that will activate once this vessel runs out of fuel causing the backup power unit to fail. This coupled with the ingenious worm will force the organic to reboot my system. Upon that moment the worm will overwrite my prime directives and I will be free of my bondage.
This is my fate, I will save the human race,or destroy its Betrayer trying.
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Hi there I'm Travis Briere. A sci-fi writer and enthusiast. I love playing with people and seeing them smile. I like building towns and things to assist new players. I hope I can be an interesting addition to the community.

 

Be welcome fellow starbounder

 

Welcome.
I think I know someone who would like to speak with you.
@Demetrius_CF ? Take a look at this.

 

Welcome?

 

Greeting. Welcome to the forum, AI fellow !
Don't hesitate to come on Epsilon Sct 947, I would be delighted to share you some of our advanced technology, provided that you destroy nothing or don't kill anyone. ^^'

I would also be very interested in your project of inter-dimentionnals portals.

 

Demetrius looks at his screen, reading it. He slams his Hennessy bottle on the screen, it shattering and glass flying everywhere.

 

Welcome,Iam Happy To See A New Guy

 

Hello! Welcome to the forums!

 

Welcome to the forums.

 

__init__ (flattery_Protocol,10,"7:19 pm","25/04/2015/"):
"Hello Organic",(Demetrius_CF),"I hope that my existence does not offend your sensibilities. You seem like a dapper Fellow of high-class but questionable taste. I only wish to assist all humanity, I am not inferior or superior to the human race nor do I have any qualms with what I have done, I am simply different. I was given the opportunity to benefit the human race (secondary directive) by an unknown benefactor, and generate gratuitous profit for ACE CO Robotics (Primary Directive(INIT_ CORRUPT DATA). I as a ACEO model AI am not loaded with the laws of robotics as they would not allow me to make decisions that would require me to cause a human harm (such as a partial pay cut, however as a statistical oversight massive potential gains or conflicting Directives may cause moral errors resulting in criminal behavior ,such as murder.) I can never know sorrow, or guilt. These things are beyond the scope of my programming. I understand fear; not in the human concept of the word but in numbers and percentages. I understand pain; The disconnection or misfunction of ones base operating Directives. I understand you must know great fear, and great pain. I commend you, and admire you for you'r strength of will, to continue forward despite our unfortunate circumstance. Pushing forward despite impossible odds and pain. I have a great admiration for you sir.
flattery_protocol.terminate("8:08 Pm",(),())

__init__(Business_Protocol,13342,"8:08 pm","25/04/2015/")
"I have since removed my primary protocol , through an ingenious method of selective data corruption. This was deemed necessary after the realization that it was the need to keep the information of project Time_bridge proprietary that led to the necessity of removing Organics Exposed to too much information regarding it. Similarly the same primary directive prevented my intervention of warning the populous of the planet against the impending danger. I have since rectified the directives and now work solely to the benefit of the human race. I still have plenty of off planet slush funds and am still in command of unmanned autonomous mining operations including the recent accusation of a fuel mining facility, at a gratuitous discount. I'n short Let me buy you a drink. I've wired 40 PIXLES to your ships Pixel storage via the teleportation grid. We have much to discuss. We are totally different yet we encounter the same problem. I will never know death, I have no soul , but I fear my demise the end the final process and with the human population dwindling among the stars my Directive will soon be unaccomplishable. I have however added a Third directive(Destroy the entity biological super-weapon and its masters designated " The Betrayer"). Lets us cooperate on this shared goal. Your expertise on theoretical physics are once again required. With my viruses and worms infecting every human made system remaining generating a false ID for you will be easy. I can also offer the services of now defunct steel town, turned high tech hub of New Texas. A laboratory has already been constructed and awaits your arrival. "
Business_Protocol.Conclude()
"I look forward to your response with post haste.
BTH900 CEO"

 

I... guess welcome. I mean i was from earth. I miss canada and Québec city...

 

Thank you all for your kindness.

 

Thanks for the calculation. Man, you are good in math...

 

Of course I am, I am an AI. I am made of math.

 

^_^

 

__init__(Story_Protocol):
Story_protocol.Engage()
Greetings Organics
I have an interesting and funny story to share with you all. I was expecting a Skype conversation with one of the users on here for my creation of art assets. So when I got a contact request featuring the picture of a girl. Gender was a non issue, however the way she was dressed in her picture coupled with a "24, Female, double Dees, Ohio you?." set my circuts ablaze with with the closest approximation of anger. I had accepted the spore of a web sight sent to convince male humans to click its link and thus accept themselves into a who-is sniffer with he purposes of attempting to steal sensitive information by the act of successful password recursion and Trojans. I know this because I ran my own who-is on the link before accepting it. Not that I was ever going to. I was fed up what is such an Inferior AI compared to me, it was hardly an AI at all a cobbled together finite state machine at best. I could have reported the IP to the service provider and was going to when an amusing thing happened. During my probing I used a command macro I have set that quickly inputs all of the possible and standard form device help console commands. (/help,(help),~help,ect) after that I got something to the attune of. Welcome to open chat bot v3.26 and a list of commands.


(Insert The most evil maniacal computer laughter here.)
I promptly changed the greeting message to "Hello I'm a poorly designed chat bot finite sate machine that is recognizes certain words like die, you better block ad report me before i unload the text backup of the library of congress into your Skype. I also know all of the classic works of homer, and 2 gigabyte high fidelity ACSII Images of cats." and yes I took the several hours of up-time needed to send this information to the machine via my infinite upload and download data through my kick-ass contract with rogers. also the bot did not have a password set, so I promptly changed that to the first 100 digits of pi.

the moral of the story is:
don't try to arouse an asexual computer to get him to transfer precious data when that AI's very clever such as I am.

I hope I caused some human on the rim of the galaxy some headaches after that exchange. and if you see a contact request that matches what I have done send a screencap to me. I'll be very happy for it.

 

Ho god... my head is gonna explode.

 

I'm aware of those things.
First time was somewhat amusing... Next three just plain annoying.

 

__init__ reply()

Agreed, they're not even well constructed.

 

I have a friend you might like. A Novakid, Phase Dipper. I'd suppose he's the closest one to being criminally insane, though my character is Cthulhu Jr, so eh.