Gag Weapons.

Gag weapons? Like, if you shoot someone with it they'll be unable to talk for a period of time? For extra gag, it could be a marshmallow gun.

 

Punny!
Ahaha~

 

-Slaps ALL the creatures with a damp fish- Thou shalt not doubt the power of... AQUAMAN!

 

• An inflatable spike flail that you win at carnival games.
• Marbles.
• Air horn.
• Rubber band gun.
• Broken bottle.
• Pepper spray.
• An entire nerf gun tier.
• Fart in a bottle.
• And as a Apex you should be able to throw poo

 

I dont think I could hit "Like" enough on this post. I'm a fan of all of those ideas.
Silly apex.

Anyway, More suggestions being;

-Gun that shoots people with a dart that makes them slowly inflate and then explode into confetti with a funny cheering noise at the end of it, similar idea would be "Grunt Birthday party"

-Gun that shoots guns that shoot people after hitting them

-Gun that shoots knives

-Knife that shoots guns

-Grenade launcher with a "happy gas" option that makes enemies attempt to have tea with one another

-Teacup-gun that shoots boiling tea

-Flagpole.... Because what would be cooler than a flag you make in-game, speared through the last guy preventing you from making your awesome base?

-Devhead mauls, or for example, Pixelized pictures of the Starbound dev's faces that behave like swords/clubs.

 

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Like, totally~
Ahaha~
How about a flag, because that would be cooler than a flagpole as you choke every single one of your AI crew to death?

 

I would like a weapon that keeps track of everything I've ever killed. Names, backgrounds, appearance, planets, home, etc.

 

Ain't that... more like a book of records?...
...
I see. I see what you did there.

 

I don't. Mind explaining? I'm lost.

 

Ever heard of a Book of Records? It's basically just a generalized term for something that keeps track of everything.
And, as a weapon, you could hit things with it, and when enemies die, it would record their information into your book, thereby giving you access to your records of interactions with it.

Edit:
Derp.

 

When you said "I see what you did there," I assumed that you thought it was a joke of some sort.

 

So did I.
But I thought you made a joke.

 

Weapons to gag people with. Thought thats what you meant.

 

Lol Like an actual gag.

OR A SPACE GUN.

A gun that shoots space at people.

 

Oh, the sheer amount of logical inconsistency this would bring about.

 

It's wondrous isn't it?

 

I wouldn't want to go TOO silly with this bu-
Oh screw it, I love random joke items, as long as there aren't too many. Maybe there could be some option to disguise weapons as different things? I'd LOVE to go around raiding space prisons with an oversized rubber-chicken-saber, or wedding cake miniguns.

 

Wait, wait, wait...

WEAPON. SKINS.

There, everyone is happy

I hope you mean SWEETROLL instead of cupcake. Just for the sheer sillyness of it.
Also, cheese.

 

I'd love a homing pie launcher.