Digital Gabaw's Garbage Dump

Welcome to my landfill. Here is where I'll dump all of my glorious, digitally mirrored images in which I cut every single corner humanly possible and cheat horrendously to create utter crap.

But you're welcome to stay and have a gander.

This one is a spoiler for my fic about grandpa that none of yall have even read tho and I'm sad. (not really. ok maybe just a lil)

This is Grandpa at Muscletaur mountain lifting the legendary Golden Barbell. That's a Mr. Olympia medal hanging from the taur's nose... yeah it doesn't look like it but lazyness/trademark issues so whatever.

This one is a scene from Chapter 3 of my first fic in which my farmer ("The Dude") fights a f**king shark. Some artistic license granted.

In this image I used several 2D references for the shark and a basic stock 3D highly advanced computer model to get the general outline of "The Dude" torso and legs for this awkward angle. Also because cheating is how you win at life.

Tune in next century for a new piece! (the EPA regulates how much I'm allowed to dump at once)

 

Rock on, gramps \m/

That's actually pretty good, dude.

 

Lololol,as expexted from the grandpanof the PRIMEST MACHO MAN.

 

Fabulous, !

 

You thought it was dead. You hoped it would not rise again. You double tapped for good measure. but it's back baby! One more piece of artbage for you all

 

this is amazing and you are amazing and i will have none of this "garbage" nonsense because it is pure art

 

This is amazing work!

 

You're all too nice but I really appreciate it, thanks!

 

*Plays "King of Pain" on air guitar*

There's a little .jpeg in this thread today
Just an awesome thing like yesterday.
Your grandpa kicks ass just like a boss
I have no words, I'm at a loss.

 

I didn't want to break Risu's wonderful poem but I cropped and resized the shark fight to be less than 1MB so Imgur doesn't .jpeg it with artifacts. Oh and I made my farmer hot* by getting rid of the mullet and giving him some real f**king hair.

*His body remains hot AF

 

King of Pain? That looks like it'd scan pretty well to Aerosmith's Livin on the Edge to me...

 

*Taps chin, thinks carefully, strums the final chorus from "Livin' on the Edge," does best Steven Tyler impression.*

There's a swole .jpeg in this thread today
And Grandpa's lookin' pretty buff
It blows my mind how he's lookin' fine
Don't think that I will ever get enough!-

*Kick drum beats*

Livin' proper swole!
(Dude, do you even lift, bro?)
Livin' proper swole!
(Gotta grab your weights and go-oooo)
Livin' proper swole!
(Do you even lift, do you even lift?)
Livin' proper swole!
(Dude, do you even lift, at allllll?)
Livin' proper swole!
Yeah, yeah, yeah....

;P

 

I have discovered an error in the forum software that needs to be reported. I am only able to like this post once. Clearly, this is insufficient for the amount of win contained therein. Please update forum software package and apply Ni likes retroactively.

I should probably warn you, though. Don't get me started on song parody. I've got a filk of Mambo Number Five referencing the eligible ladies of Stardew Valley, and I'm not afraid to use it.