What? How? I... I don't even... *turns around on chair* "Hey, Casey." "Yeah?" "We need to find a multi-story shopping center. You know what this means?" "Road trip?" "YEAH!!!" *high five*
It's about weird titles thet were given. Like "meatball enthusiast" or "cool kid". Best night tenouttaten
I want to see both happen. "okay so roll to check your luck" 1 "you got rejected, now *flips board over* GO HOME"
because the news stations all thought that those were totally newsworthy stories They took time slots out and dedicated them to a meatball enthusiast They think that some old guy who's "seen it all" qualifies as objective, unbiased news They heard about a guy who was forced to change his shirt, and they said "fuck, better get someone out there to interview him asap!!"