I just looked at my clock to see what time it is, and I saw that face like right next to my clock, and it scared the crap out of me.
Original Pic coming up, direct quote from one of my Physics professors: If you're struggling to read it, it says, "Stuff has got bits in it" £9000 spent on Degree level Physics Education well spent.
My high school maths teacher referred to decimal places as 'buggers'. He'd also speak a different number than the one he wrote on the board,
You know, when people say Yolo, I tend to misunderstand them. What they mean as "You only live once, may as well try it" I construe as "You Only Live Once, so dont get yourself killed." Yolo Joe here likely has a life expectancy of a cardboard hammer.