Funniest named given to things

First of all hello im new! c: call me sbubs or whatever lol

so my first character ever, i named him torbjorn. I named my dog turret. My first chicken hammer and my second chicken was named kukiu because i couldnt think of another torb themed name haha

whats your funniest names given?

 

I called my horse Roach, after Geralt's horse. I'm sure I'm not the only person to have done it either. All my livestock are named after Pokémon characters. Profesr Oak ("Professor Oak" didn't fit) frequently digs up truffles for me.

 

i wish i finished tw3 lol i plan on naming my horse Epona

 

First chicken I ever had was named Cluck N Bell.

 

I have 22 pigs and took the random gen name that first popped up because I was lazy.

If memory serves me right, of them is named Kocko. Another one is named Kockli. And then one is named Coci.

 

My pigs are named Ben Carson, Mike Pence, Scott Pruitt, Jeff Sessions and Rex Tillerson. (Donald Trump was eaten.)

My two ducks are named Echo and Echo.

 

I named my chickens psych meds and psychedelic drugs.

I named my livestock on my most recent farm after famous internet and IRL trolls (trumpy the goat and bannon the pig... among others)

My stardrop name in first file (not current one) as I mentioned elsewhere, is POOP.

 

I just remembered that the randomiser named one of my chickens "bro." I always giggle when I see "Bro looks fine" for some reason

 

Well on the Cupcake Farm the cat's name is 'Mrs Frosting' and the horse is called 'Topping'.
I like a good theme

 

See that's pretty cute. I like when people do themes.

 

cupcake themed seems really cute. I wanna do a weeby madoka magica theme but idk

 

Don't know if it's funny per se, but my current character's name is Salmon, and she runs Tuna Farm. Her favorite activity is eating seafood.

What can I say. It's a thing.

 

I don't really have great names for things - my cat is named *Whiskers* - but my farm is Rainbow farm (Skittles farm seemed too weird)