~Forum Game~ Ban the person above you.

Banned for making me chase you around the forum.

 

Banned for chasing me around the forum.

 

Banned for being chased!

 

Banned for chasing.

 

Banned giving incentive to chase.

 

Banned for quick gameplay

 

Banned for not speedrunning two games with one controller.

 

Banned for having to go fast.

 

Banned for not going FAS.
We all gotta go fast.

 

Banned for assuming everyone here is a speedrunner

 

Banned for not seeing that everyone should be moving fast, for we are running out of time.

 

You are banned for slowing down as time is precious.

 

Banned for not playing the inverted song of time to slow down time itself!

 

You are banned for mutilating the flow of time.

 

Oh no, what am I going to do, I have been banned...
*Plays song of time*
*A block appears nearby*
Well shoot.

Banned for trying to maintain a timestream that's so clearly been irreparably damaged beyond understanding!

 

Banned for underestimating the power of a madman with a blue box.

 

Banned for thinking purple is better than urple!

 

Banned for not banning for not understanding my Doctor Who reference.