Banned for confusing pink wool with bad light. If it had been pink, I would have agreed with your ban.
Damn, can't deny that one. Well, I can still use the easy road... banned for having something against wonderfully fluffy sheep, ha!
... Ba... b... BANN... ... I can't. I can't do it! How can I ban someone who understands the wonders of the fluffiness in cute and... well, fluffy sheep I stand defeated...
Here, let me show you. Banned for not realizing that that by banning the fluffy sheep, you're thus making it impossible to get access to said sheeps fluffiness! Also, you're banned for failing at your one job.