banned for making his owned fchrait thread when nobody knows who he is but there's' names floloating around for sher
Look, I get it. Maybe you're not such a big fan of the guy, and that's fine, you get a free pass for that. Of course, you would be safe if you hadn't spelt "floating" so poorly! Ban'st'v'e for that one spelling mistake, but not for any of the rest.
Banned for being an insecure porcupine, just destroy them aaaaaaaaaallll! A ring of power can help with this process.
Banned for missing out on the best evil accessory ! Easy to hide or to carry, driving mad any other wielders than its creator, transforming them into monsters, and doing everything to come back to its owner in the case of being lost. Now, where did I put mine already...
Banned for losing a ring of power! Actually, banned for having one. Who did you steal it from? The elves? The dwarves? The humans?! We don't suffer thieves here!
Banned for thinking I can't even have THE evil ring of power.... or its twin... And if it couldn't be lost from time to time, how could it corrupt the population? Just look at a certain council, in a matter of minutes, some of the 'wisest' people were fighting each other. Mightily effective this little thing, don't you think? Hiark hiark hiark....
What do I hear? Discrimination against those wonderfully woolly and hilariously cute creatures? BAAAAAAAANNNED to the depths of Khazad-Dum! May you never see the sun and hear the melodious bââââ ever again.