If it wasn't self explanatory enough... You give a reason to ban the person above you. Now... It's supposed to be funny. And it should be related to the person's profile, name, previous post, style, etc. It should poke fun a little, but No rude or poor terms that don't comply with the forum rules. Me: Ominous space above me, you are banned for not being a physical post. Person below: You are banned for being weird in public.