[Forum Game] 500+ Emu Genocide

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by BigEaredKittens, May 23, 2018.

  1. Bonabopn

    Bonabopn Fluffiest Squirrel

    Emu #451 took a long walk off a short pier...
  2. STCW262

    STCW262 Heliosphere

    Emu #450 tripped while running downstairs and carrying a metal-tipped umbrella, getting their throat impaled in the process.
  3. Daikon Ocelot

    Daikon Ocelot Spaceman Spiff

    Emu #449 died, and he never knew that there was a continue button.
  4. Milosz3107

    Milosz3107 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Emu #448 died from shock realising the reference in Emu #450's death.
  5. STCW262

    STCW262 Heliosphere

    Emu #447 got splatted flat after drinking sap from a South American tree.
  6. Daikon Ocelot

    Daikon Ocelot Spaceman Spiff

    Emu #446 got disturbed by Emu #445 to death.
  7. STCW262

    STCW262 Heliosphere

    Emu #445 was killed when a bunch of hand drill-wielding female Emus that are currently awaiting for chicks drained and drank his blood until he bled out.
  8. Thartler

    Thartler Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Emu #444 tried to do some necromancy, but the real necromancer called them out on it and ordered a court for defamation. The emu loses it and is put to death by skeletal authorities.

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