For a million Pixels I would...

I would pay one million Pixels to not have to work.

 

For a million pixels I'd do a barrel roll on a laser shopping cart.

 

That's what I was going to say! Stop stealing my lines, Doctor!

 

Id pay a million pixels for one of those mechs and one of those dinosaurs with rocket launchers.

 

For a million pixels I would kill something. But something small, like a carrot.
Dammit I can't find a picture of that.

 

Buy a better ship. Preferably one with a microwave in it.

 

i would buy a spot on the dev team just so i could play it before alot of people could

 

FOR a million, not IF YOU HAD a million XO

 

Buy one million pretzels. And then make a giant pretzel out of those pretzels. And then I'll turn it into a disco refrigerator like I did in Terraria, along with my disco pool and disco telephone booth. Good times...

 

Did
did you just light up everything with disco balls
we have a lot in common

 

Yes, and demon torches because they change color.

 

Hmm, a million pixels? I'd hire a dangerous space crew, we'd rule the galaxy!