Folding Chair - Both a vanity weapon and tool!

(totally not ripping off Kanji's Persona 4 Arena weapon, aka, a folding chair.)

Alright, for starters, if vanity weapons ever exist, y'know, like how they mask a weapon, a folding chair should be a vanity weapon for any two-handed melee items, and they should come in a variety of colors! What colors, you may ask? Well, any color they can add! Here's what... could be considered an example, not sure if it'd work, but it helps a bit!

Something like that... maybe.

Also, pressing a certain key, which could be decided, should let you sit down in the chair, which should be self-explanatory by itself. Just for looks, though.

 

Well, it has been confirmed that there will be lots of silly items, but I don't think vanity items that will mask your weapon will be in the game. It'd be better as just a really weak melee weapon for laughs. I like the idea of using it to sit down.

 

I'd like it more as a weak melee, and you can sit in it to regain health faster (Like in Maplestory)

 

Then people would actually take the item seriously and use it in combat. I don't want people sitting in folding chairs in the middle of combat.

 

Yes but you can't fight while in it. Plus you can't be in battle.

 

>Fight
>Lose some health
>Run away
>Sit in folding chair

I don't want folding chairs being a part of combat.

 

I mean with enemies chasing you, no matter how far away they are. But, opinions are opinions.

 

Chiyuri secretly likes this thread.

 

Only if I can fit it in my school uniform.

 

"Ay punk!" shouts Dagger. "Come ere'!" continues Dagger. Dagger slaps the person and hits him with the chair.
"Heh, that'll teach you!" finishes Dagger.

I am picturing that as I read this. It would be hilarious and I would totally love this even if it is supposedly "silly".

 

I don't really think the sitting would fit, but if this were added as just a weapon, I'd LOVE IT. Even if it were weak, I'd use it all of the time.

I mean, sitting would be fine, but I don't know if I like the "regaining health" thing.

 

Well it's alright, I guess resting would recover a bit of health over time, it always helps me in situations where I have been angry or hurt.

 

I must show this to Ghostar.

 

KANJIIIIIII 3333 -Squee- *cough* I mean, *ahem* Yea... It sounds like a fun idea.

(Total Persona fangirl)

Honestly I like the idea of "unconventional weapons" I mean if your just sitting in your base and aliens bust down your door, why cant you grab the coffee table and swing it at them? I would.

 

Use "surprise me" coffee to defeat your foes.

 

Persona fangirl, you say? I think we could get along juuust fine. :catface2:

In any case, using stuff like coffee tables would be cool, too, given the option.

 

Who is this, "Kanji?" You speak of?

 

The Idea Of using a folding chair to SIT DOWN????
PREPOSTEROUS.

 

Whacking people to death with chairs.
I like it.