FLORANS - Ranch Dressing!

That is incredibly debatable.

 

I used to be a tempura debater like you, then took an arrow in the knee.

 

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Meh, I don't really like the idea of Ranch that much, now teriyaki on the other hand.....
Gah, I've been hanging around that Hylotl for too long.

 

not entirely sure about ranch dressing. i prefer garlic dressing myself. also, if florans taste like onion, wouldnt they be perfect for a pizza? imagine: minced human, apex ham, sliced floran, oregano, onion, garlic, tomato sauce, a ton of cheeze, top it off with a bit of pepperoni. then add dressing of choice. (god, my mouth is watering thinking about pizza) (although not containing those ingredients )

 

Florans in the garden? That could be problematic.

 

Don't move, we don't know if that one is a Floran or a plant!

 

Wouldn't it, technically, be the same thing?

 

Yes, but one kills you and probably will eat you afterward, the other doesn't.

In case you didn't know, the one that kills you is the Floran.

 

Ya know a floran is just a plant. You technically wouldn't be be eating any meat.

I think they'd taste better with some balsamic vinegar.

 

If she read my question, I don't know what she's smiling about.

Unless.... she's plotting revenge. I won't give her the satisfaction!

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machine oil? nice, goes great w/ my avian/human/apex kabobs...

 

Florans have to be clean to eat so make sure there is no dirt on your freshly picked floran or it will taste like dirt.

 

Is eating a Floran that has eaten a human technically cannibalism?

 

As a fine member of the Cran Dynasty, I can tell you that the Florans probably taste something like celery. I have tasted close evolutionary relatives of the Florans, sent to me by none other but my cousin Cranulus Cran of the Floran Hunting League. He sent me a piece of the creature as a present for my birthday, but I accidentally ate it the following week. I think it would go great with ranch dressing.

 

I would say it depends on now long after the human in question had been eaten.

 

Science is pleased. Yet it remains forever hungry - not for celery, Florans, or ranch dressing - but for more information!

 

What's ranch dressing anyway?

 

dressing made from/at ranches? (is that even a word?)