FLORANS - Ranch Dressing!

This topic is all about murder! tasty tasty murder....

P.S. I prefer to eat my florans with italian, that is, after we've settled the whole who is eating who thing. Seriously, plants should not be eating back at you!

 

"Don't you stand for that sort of thing. If someone ever tries to [eat] you, try to [eat] them right back."

 

I'm sorry.. This is a bit awkward... I'm not a human.

 

I bet they taste more like leaves and shrubs.

 

I found a tutorial how to prepare a Floran properly.

 

First non Floran person comes near me with a bottle of ranch is getting shot. then eaten with the bottle of ranch.
This includes any other forms of dressing.
All Florans nearby however will be asked to share as we consume everyone.

 

^ This thread in a nutshell

 

... Guy this is just crazy, who in there right mind would eat a Floran. I heard that they're high in cholesterol. Like, heart stopping high.

 

But they are plants! The only thing they can be high in, is probably toxins now that I think about it.

 

Cholesterol, toxins, they still both kill ya.

 

As a Floran i can inform you that unlike your silly salads we do NOT taste good with ranch, humans and avians do though. And i always found apex to be just a bit too chewy.

When serving Floran, ( as food) i suggest a simple bit of pepper and a light vinaigrette. When serving Florans ( as the ones doing the eating) Ranch is a good condiment to keep nearby. Unless Hylotl is on the menu in which case some ripe lemons do quite well.

 

Actually no, I knew if I said "views" someone would throw a hissy fit. Sorry, is twisted opinions better? You need to seriously rethink your twisted opinion because anybody who justifies eating fish but not "animals" because of moral reasons is an idiot.
Sorry but you also need to rethink what animals are too, Oh and also what meat is, because fish is both.

I seriously hope you weren't being serious with the artichoke thing.

 

I'd taste a florians ranch dressing if you get what i mean **nudges and winks**


... i'm sorry.

 

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"As a fully aware "Glitch", I am able to search through my mem-fzzzt-ata banks and I can tell you a Floran's taste is similar to that of Spinach, and have as much nutrients as Cyanide."

 

I am no expert, but I believe a Floran's taste depends on what part of the Floran you consume, so while some parts are good with ranch, others are not.
A single Floran could be made into a very nice salad in theory, but I haven't been able to test that theory yet since the last time I tried to the salad-to-be tried to eat me...

 

You need to upgrade your processor, my friend!

 

Keep me posted, for SCIENCE!

 

Yes, we do taste good with ranch dressing

I will eat you, then puke you, and eat you again

 

I myself will eat just about anything that tastes good. I don't really get the whole vegetarian thing, but I don't care since it has nothing to do with me. You shouldn't care either, but it's clear that you do, and while I don't understand what your problem is with other people not eating some types of animals, but eating others is, exactly, I just wanted to tell you that no one cares about what you or the "real" vegetarians in your family say in regards to what they should or shouldn't do.

And yes, the artichoke thing was joke. Though, they do have hearts, and also beards!

ON TOPIC: Everything from wings to celery sticks taste good with ranch, so ofc they do. I like my salad with French dressing though.