Florans are the best race

Why? Because they are cutest cuties is the world!

 

Your a lost cause. The Florans have sized you up already. I'm sorry.

 

No.

Apex is master race.

 

Sssssilly sssstatue.

 

Opinion. The Glitch are far superior.

 

Who's the ones that sell you your precious guns?

Avians.

Without us you'd be nothing. NOTHING I TELL YOU.

 

Floran issss pretty princessss.

 

Actually Apex are wayyy OP! (being serious here) they should be nerfed as they have a leg up on every other race.

 

I'm ssssorry but my mighty bone club I got from a mini-bossss that makes explosionssss and ssssshoots bones deals more damage than your gunsssss.

 

I think everyone is overlooking a simple but terrifying truth, the best race, hands down is clearly....

...The Penguins.

 

Actually I take it back, the man-bunny is best race.

Curse whatever fiend caused them to go extinct and only the Avian still honor their glory.

 

actiually they llok nice but want to eat everything and everyone, including other races, so well...

 

The only superior races are the ones with feathers and beaks. ALL of them.
hehetheresonly1ofthem

 

A-HA!

I knew no one would celebrate Humans here.

Humans are actually pretty decent folk. I love it how you can create a Human character that looks so much like the heroes in the classic adventure games from Sierra and Lucas Arts.

Human power!

 

I hope you know that's the inter-galactic version of "White power!".

 

It's the way I was brought up.

(Can't believe this, but I actually feel bad now for being an inter-galactic bigot)

 

Only because humans aren't really a race anymore, 'cause they already passed the finish line.

 

Avians are obviously the best race. Birds! Beaks!

*hides in corner*

 

Meanwhile, the Hylotl aren't bothered by your petty popularity wars and are off plotting universal domination.

 

Dont dare doubt the power of Kluex traitors!
Im just kidding of course...
...
We dont worship Kluex here...