Floran Cooking

Starbound haracters can actually find that out: Missing Links

But of course, if your character likes meat, this is the mod they should use: Meat Mooshi and Friends

Goes to the corner of the room and silently waits to see if someone will suggest combining these mods.

 

Link is missing? Just follow the sounds of screaming and broken ceramic. I don't want to kill the cute animals. The ugly, gross ones on planets are fine. Ever eat Zoidberg Turtle?

 

Here:

http://community.playstarbound.com/resources/missing-links.2867/
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=750536290&searchtext=meat

I wouldn't mind if the pig didn't give bacon or anything else. I think it'll look nice on a farm.

 

Hylotl ssssasssshimi... *ssslurp* why wait for it to cook? jussst BITE!!

 

(YOUR FILLED DETER- DETER..MIN..a...tion....(Sees people chowing down on Hylotl))
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"Littleman9Mew2":
Sushi? Oooh, wonder what kind of dipping sauce will be good with Hylotl? Any suggestions Asriel? Or what about you Hellcorn?

Sylva:
"Gray-cat sssilly, fishman eaten raw!"

Acera:
"Floran agreesss with Sylva, gray-cat sssilly."

 

Messages from my Characters

Emilio (Human)
- What the hell guys, eating people. PEOPLE! Eat animals, the weird turtle things or the bird things etc, eat those!

Venus (Floran)
- No ssssstab. Be good to others, otherwise ssstab.

Icarus (Avian)
- 625AHETA_zdHELP^3ahhATY%EAA[Corrupted]

Jack Wells (Human)
- Ey whoi de fek ye eetin uddas, eet plents, NOT FLARANS! Eet anmals, NOT SAPYANT WANS!

 

Floran hass bessst disshess! Floran is sorry, because Floran can minamalize accent. Anyway, Floran knows that boneman is insid fleshes. So, Floran does stuffs. Floran hass made cookbook for all fellow Floranss to learn fromss!
Fishman stew:
Ingredients: One Fishman, one fire, fifteen leaf bits(pick carefully off of Florans body), two monster meats, and one stabby stick
1. put pot over fire
2. Put Fishman in, helps if Fishman isn't alive
3. Put in leaf bits, ssprinkle them in
4. Drop in the monster meats, but first, rip each meat into five peicessss
5. Ssstir with sstabby ssstick
Wait some minutes then enjoy!
Birdman Rissoles:
Ingredients: one Birdman,(get dead ones after they jump off tower, pulverized Iss better), 28 pearl peas, one bowl of rice, one flower petal (most delicious off of other Floran, it's not advissed to get off of own body, find dead one and pick), and some meatman sssaltsss.
1. Get pulverized Birdman
2. Pluck Birdman, feathersss are grossss, also cut beak off
3.Pour in rice, try to get a little all over
4. Drop in the pearpleas, try and get them all over
5. Put petal on top
6. add saltsss
Cook it over fire and enjoy!
Boneman-Apeman-Dessert
Ingredients: Some boneman parts(assk nicely) ssspecifically wrist, 5 toothsss, 3 toesss, and one of any bone (not sskull)
One sssslab of apex meatssss, some meatman sugarsss, and some meatman cake frossstingsss
1.Put in apeman slab
2. Grind up the any bone into powdersss and pour into desssert
3.Put in toothsss and toessss
4. Stir with wrist
5. Put on meatman frostingsss!
Cook in meatman oven (mussst be ssstolen) for 30 minute timesss And enjoy!

 

Floran imprison burdmen in burdcage storage. We ssssssstab burdman with knives and take off feather. Than we processssssssss burdman. Make burd curriesssss with ssssspicy teasssss.

Sssmell burdman fear. Very good. No esscape.

 

Yeah and you know whats really good in salads? Chopped up Flore-....... I mean what I wasn't talking.

 

Welp. That's why I live on an eternally dark, constantly blizzarding planet. If a hunter ever gets to there, they probably have a goal in mind, and that goal's not just slaughtering whatever gets in their way.

 

Sylva:
Ssspongedog iss at top of sstab list.

"Little":
I don't think a Floran would taste good anyway, as they get agitated if you try pouring any sort of sauce on them.

 

That and I get the feeling they're poisonous.

 

Florans = Salads
Hylotl = Sushi
Apex = Thick Steak
Novakid = Spices/Other Misc Ingredients
Human = Lean Steak
Avians = KFC