"If this was a trap, we'd be dead already." "Under this tree Pang Zhuan will die tonight." -Pang Zhuan when he read out the sentence the enemy general Sun Bin had carved into the tree.
"Honestly... I think that you are not a good cook..." "It will be a nice trip, that's for sure." "Cats are just cute animals, there is no need to be afraid of them, dude."
"I only have a 1% chance to lose all enchantments on this epic item when trying to add more stats" (This resulted in a few few epic fails in Trochlight) "Now don't roll a 1" (A common epic fail in tabletop games)
"I could swear I just saw four armed and masked men run by, but my alert meter isn't full so I'll ignore it." - Payday 2 police officers.
"Watch your step, dude. You don't want to kill us..." "That baked octopus is still alive!" "Allright, I'll change this lightbulb."
"Stupid drivers... One day, they will kill someone." "What are you doing, dude? I'm not eatable!" "FOR THE KING, ATTACK!!"
"Falling from this height really puts your life into perspective. Especially the part when you forget to pack a parachute."
Another one to go with this: "The monolith, destroy it and victory is ours!" (Part of the intro for Warhammer 40,000: Dark Crusade) Space marines don't last long against the deathless machine army that constantly repairs/rebuilds it self (Necrons, for those who don't play any form of Warhammer 40K)
