Fake news to keep us occupied

Someone who wants to give it to their 99 friends.

 

Maybe they are just a virtual hoarder

 

Hmmm...a hoarder owning 100 Starbound Developer plushies...that's just insane.

Also...
When you create a new character you get to choose one of the three Starter Monsters in the beginning of the game.

 

You left out Tiy!

 

The destroyer of your original home planet was Kirby.

 

Seems legit.

Starbound is never going to be released, and only a bus simulator will take it's place.

 

No... it can't be... ANYTHING BUT OMSI! noooouuuuuuuuu~

*Dies by getting squished*

 

Exactly, OMSI. But worse and more repetitive. (NerdCubed FTW!)

 

Starbound was created by the government for the sole purpose of advertising the sale war bonds.

 

They'll be shipping each copy of Starbound with a life-size model of the first randomly generated planet you land on!

Also, the game will slowly build to the realization that the Bruce Willis npc who follows you around has been a ghost the entire time.

 

Who else thinks the new race looks crusty?

 

Tiy is the person who destroys your starting planet.

 

I found out that no one is buying Starbound and since sales are down the devs are abandoning the project!

 

even tho i know this is for fake news,
my heart broke a little at this.

 

so.
Tiy got abducted by aliens. they probed his brain, found starbound, and liked it.
they then massed produced starbound for themselfs.
this is why people will be running around in end-game gear at the Launch of the game.
(p.s. Tiy is back, and working on OUR copy of starbound. go and give thoes aliens heck for him!)

 

Humans will the only race.

 

I might just have to buy 100 copies if I get dev plushies
I could sell them on ebay and make more money than 100 copies anyway

 

Shhh
Nobody shall know. Meh, I'd keep them cause... they are dev... god damn... plushies

 

The aquatic race and the robot race will never be in the game. Tiy lied.