Fake news to keep us occupied

There are now dragons in Starbound.

DRACONI ULTIMA MAXIMUS!

 

I saw your badges and all I could think was "She wants to be the very best, the best there ever was. To collect them all is her real test to get more is her cauuuuuuse! STARBOUND BADGES!~" And so on.

 

Starbound pre-order is actually just a new pokemon MMO to collect all the badges... pokemon and gyms coming soon!

 

Starbound is a lie and so are you.

 

Does this mean that Starbound is made of cake?

 

Hey, did you guys hear Wox is getting married? Lets all wish him the best. Also, Starbound has been canceled. Sorry .

 

I just didn't fart.

 

...and I just didn't lean in a little closer to get a good whiff!

 

Starbound is actually the new "FREE" dlc update for Terraria.

 

New race confirmed

 

The console release will have exclusive content you can't find on the PC release!

 

MY POOR HEART.

 

This whole thread is full of so many dashed dreams

 

I was going to say "Novakids are real news" but then I saw the penguins.

On another note, energy doesn't regenerate over time, you have to mash r to make your character turn a crank to generate more.

 

Fan-Fiction of Starbound is announced to be in production, anime will release before Fall.

 

This whole thing is actually a dream. Only the forums exist. The real website is only a hallucination!

Don't question why I know this!

 

I went into the future, and found out that the Starbound community got taken over by screaming crying 6-year olds.

 

Woah woah woah, fake news only buddy, read the title!

 

So...we're in the Matrix?

 

Starbound was just leaked. It's all over Torrent sites. Even though it's an early build, people are REALLY disappointed and are wanting to get a refund on their pre-orders. Sorry, wasn't sure where to post this