Fake news to keep us occupied

There's going to be a planet based on the Zelda franchise, with a collectible Link outfit, master sword, tri-force (which can be used to triangulate the position of the lost treasure of ganondorf, an asteroid in the depth of space said to hold the greatest treasures known to man) and a King of the red lions boat that you can sail across any ocean you can find.

Damn, I'm going to have to mod this in when the game's out, I really want it now...

 

This post is actually such a tease ;~;

 

Hope.

 

I got myself all excited for that planet now... I'm just going to have to mod it, simple as.

 

S.T.A.R.B.O.U.N.D. is actually the codename for a government mass-mind-control device. Upon startup of the 'game', you will be assimilated.

 

The game was recently hacked! Every 5 seconds this will appear on the screen:

 

Easy there, Satan.

 

My people are confirmed to be in the game. You fight us, you die.

 

The lead developer died. Starbound has not been canceled, but most of the features are being cut for now. There may be a sequel with more features. Also, the game is being renamed to Super Space Monkeys.

 

Starbound is actually coded in septinary, which is like binary, but with more variables.

 

Tiy has been kidnapped by samalian pirates! they want all of his pixels!!!!!!

 

Everybody wants all of his "pixels".
Tiy has made a new race in the game for himself, high level donators and other developers.
The race is known as the old ones, they have telekinetic abilities allowing them to kill anyone anywhere by crushing them with nearby materials.
If an attack is aimed at them they use materials as a defense on their own and when they start the game already have every chip for movement.

 

Though I have heard of a secret race capable of going toe-to-toe with the Old Ones...

I believe they were called 'Draconians'.

 

Only if your planet has a 13th month.

 

Mine does.

 

Speaking of timezones, Chronomancy and various space-time manipulations are being implemented as we speak.

 

Starbound Pre-orders have reached 1,239,876!!!

Beta will come out in May, Tiy said so!!!

 

Guys stooop I'm reading these thinking WOW REALLY? and then I remember it's fake news.

 

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