Fake news to keep us occupied

The way to defeat the final boss is with a cup of coffee. You get to choose from 3 endings, each a different colour. If you slurp the coffee, you get the red ending. If you gulp the coffee, you get the green ending. If you throw the coffee on the ground, you get the blue ending.

 

But... what about the rest of the 96746.4 cups of coffee?

 

Should keep him awake to finish the game dev in one night

 

And to make dozens of mega updates. Every day.

 

Indeed, Starbound 2... Coming soon

 

inb4 Starbound 2 comes out before Starbound.

 

Lol nice

 

lol i starbound is story driven if thay make a starbound 2 before starbound we would be hopelessly confused

 

There will be a Cthulhu in your ship if you defeat all the bosses with a feather.

 

Those are DLC.

 

No new races are available no matter how much money Tiy gets, as the money is going to paying for a debt Tiy hs with the Mafia, meaning that if there is no money Tiy needs to take up gambling which will ultimately send him into a gambling spree in turn sending him back into debt with the Mafia. Don't expect Starbound coming out anytime soon. He may be keeping Starbound preorders up for a long time just to pay for 3 debts, 2 for the Mafia and 1 for all the casinos he will owe money to.

 

He will also be setting the $2000 and $1000 preorders to 500+ orders to buy instead of there only being 30 orders.

 

Chucklefish has obtained copyright permission from Atlus to have a Jack Frost cameo in Starbound

 

Chucklefish Has Recruited Waterflame for a few tracks! Aw SNAP!

 

THE EMPEROR PROTECTS, YOU HERETICAL FILTH YOU.

 

Starpound, starbound currency

 

-Actually, you can't even jump.
-All buildings will be pre-made. No block placing.
-Mining, farming, cooking, collecting, etc. all requires energy.
-TONS of micro-transactions.
-Each player is limited to only 5 planets, don't want to allow player to go TOO far.
-Secret "invisible wall" outside of your home galaxy.
-There will be a grand total of 20 weapons in game, mostly awesome cameos from other games!!
-Tiy announced that he's adding every single rage face as end-planet bosses.
-Starbound will be turn-based.
-Starbound will be all online and will require a dial-up connection.
-All creatures have been replaced with Pokemon. (So have all the random monster parts)
-Every time you die, the time to respawn increases by 5 minutes.
-Starbound requires an Xbox 360 controller in order to play.
-It will be available at retail stores.
-Griefing is encouraged.
-Most loading screens will consist of friendly reminders telling you to take a break or to go outside.
(Sorry if I copied anyone, didn't sift through all 26 pages )

 

So you're basically describing the beta there ;p

 

It turns out that the "I'm in SPACE" section of the road map was actually the indicator of when the game would be done 1000% mean's it's done.

Also two Glitch player's can have a relationship and get a sexy sexy scene where the two Glitch build another Glitch.

 

Tiy just tweeted he was handing the game over to Maxis to make it over rushed and make sure you cant connect to any servers.