Fake news to keep us occupied

Oh, FAKE news?... right.

Pre-order is NOT up!

Crisis averted.

 

I pre-ordered the game with a $2,000 donation, but I did not receive ANY of the rewards.

I demand refund.

Now.

This is outrageous.

 

Chaos marines are now confirmed to be in the game.

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!"

 

Pffft. That's nothing. I donate, like $75 or something. That's GOTTA be worth more than $2,000! It just gotta!

 

I paid the 2000 tier four times, am I the boss now?

 

I sold my house just so I could buy it 50 times! Now I have statues of me in 50 different poses. Who's awesome now?

 

I RESSURECT THEEEEEEE

 

*was never really dead*

 

So, guys...
Apparently Ubisoft has bought the Chucklefish and they've decided to re-make the whole game from ground up.

Featuring 3D graphics, superior voice acting, great DLC content, running on Ubi's SUPERB Uplay platform! \o/

 

Graphics requires i8 processor, I already got that from China all along with the iPhone 6

 

An insanity meter is now confirmed to be part of the game.

 

Guys, I have bad news:

- All mines in the world have been closed and because of that, the silver, gold, diamond and platinum tiers are no longer available.

- In addition to that, the servers are unable to load your citi- I mean, spaceship, and all of your planets are gridlock- I mean, are stuck in traffi- no, in dead spa-, I mean, I... I... I don't know... just throw some money at your screen because I've got more DLC for you to buy, now available in German, French and British flavors. And while you are there, don't forget to preorder our newest game, for which several tiers are available, such as gold and plati- oh, I almost forgot.

 

In addition to Chaos Marines, a Warhammer 40,000 -style quest line is in progress. Choose either the forces of Chaos or the Emperor's Angels of Death, and fight!

 

great you just scrude up my grasp on reality
and also my ability to type

asfdfafds asdffdsafd dsafsaff lol

 

hmm

 

All the money donated to Chucklefish has been horded by Tiy to order 96747.6 cups of coffee.Excluding tax & shipping, of course.

 

How did he order 0.6 cups of coffee?
And will it be hot when it gets to him?
All the best for our king!

 

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also red used to dev starbound but tiy killed him and took over =)

 

crap i was late

 

Tiy likes to make sure things are just right. He had his slaves workers build a contraption which produces heat via their running capabilities.