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Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by Attack_Fish, Oct 14, 2012.

  1. Attack_Fish

    Attack_Fish Phantasmal Quasar

    Starbound: The Movie 2014
    Starbound II: Florans on a Plane
    Starbound III: The Bloodening
    Starbound IV: Return to Skull Island (Feat. Kevin Costner as Dr. Death)
    Starbound V: Honey, I Demolecularized the Subatomic Neutrinos
    Starbound VI: Rocky VII: Tales from the Nursing Home
     
  2. Redheat

    Redheat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Humans are Windows exclusive, Glitch for the Mac, and Apex for Linux users. Also, people fired from THQ will be joining the Starbound Dev team.
     
  3. Lusid

    Lusid Pangalactic Porcupine

    Starbound the movie is coming out before the game?
     
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  4. Redheat

    Redheat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    ......2014 Ohhh :iswydt:
     
  5. Spellpawn9

    Spellpawn9 Void-Bound Voyager

    Starbound's publisher is now EA and Tiy has revealed that it will now be a third person shooter were the main objective is to save the universe from a race of highly advanced, sentient machines. The name of the last boss is apparently "Marauder Shields".
     
  6. Attack_Fish

    Attack_Fish Phantasmal Quasar

    I hope the Dev's will kick up the 4D3D3D3 and add it to Starbound.
     
  7. mrmcmo

    mrmcmo Pangalactic Porcupine

    Disney bought the game! *ohgodnononononoooo*
     
  8. Sgt. Sprocket

    Sgt. Sprocket Parsec Taste Tester

    Get a free level 50 Poptop for Pokemon Black/White/Black 2/White 2 when you go to GameStop and show that you pre-purchased Starbound.

    It is Normal / Bug type.
    It knows Crunch, Rapid Spin, ExtremeSpeed, and Giga Drain.

    (God I wish this were true...)
     
  9. Firehammer

    Firehammer Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Tiy said there would be microtransactions for every 10mins of gameplay and would always need to be internet connection to play
     
  10. Alternatum

    Alternatum Subatomic Cosmonaut

    Breaking News: Death in game will result in Death in real life!

    Also confirmed, Starbound will use always online DRM!
     
  11. After you have done plenty of building, fighting, etc., the game will now inform you that you should take a break and the game itself will instantly save and close! The game won't allow you to play again until a few hours later.
    Gotta keep those kids from staring at the computer screen for so long! ;)
     
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  12. Dr Fushba

    Dr Fushba Cosmic Narwhal

    Starbound is being renamed 'Starville' and it's a facebook game, where you manage a farm... in space! Also, all subscribers to the Starville Chronicle will get unlimited Starville requests.
     
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  13. frostybubbles

    frostybubbles Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Starbound is better with Kinect
     
  14. Awesomized

    Awesomized Oxygen Tank

    That would actually be cool.
     
  15. Chainsaw surgeon

    Chainsaw surgeon Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    If by Kinect you mean Virtual Boy then yes.
     
  16. harnackam

    harnackam Ketchup Robot

    Starbound has been released! Just send 7.5 million dollars in cash to bank account 35112 in Citibank, and the game will magically appear under your pillow after a good night's sleep. P.S. if you did not get the game it means you must cut off you left ear, and convince the love of your life to stich it to their forearm while wresling a giant, albino, indonesian bat with 3 eyes, and a morgage.
     
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  17. Attack_Fish

    Attack_Fish Phantasmal Quasar

    Starbound has opened their preorder, no really!!
     
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  18. Spike

    Spike Supernova

    Yeah sure, Mr, Fish Sur- Wait...

    the proorders are on the humble bundle?

    They're giving out rewards with each tier?!

    I'm a huge loser with no social life and I must buy it now?!

    OMG! I'm on it!

    *trips
     
  19. Roxie Stables

    Roxie Stables Parsec Taste Tester

    Heathen! This belongs not here!
    http://playstarbound.com/store/
    Uncultured swine.
    (This is all a joke)
     
  20. MahBucket

    MahBucket Cosmic Narwhal

    THAT'S NOT FAKE! CHEATER!
     
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