Fake news to keep us occupied

Along with the Hunger and Warmth bar, Hardcore mode will also have a Heartbeat bar. You will need to press SPACE twice a second to make your heart beat (Exactly twice a second, no more, no less), if you do not, you will die.

 

2/3 till
woo! Riddlies again

 

Chucklefish has decided to add the Aquatic Stage. Spore Humour

 

Lolz... sperm-sized apes

 

Chucklefish partnered with valve to synchronize the release of Starbound to the release of Half-Life 3. On the bright side, you get a Team fortress item.

 

Rumor has it Manny Calavera will be making an appearance in Starbound. Look for a skull-shaped planet, then visit a pre-generated structure called the D.O.D. - Department of Death, on its surface.

 

The developers are working on an insane asylum inspired by some of the recent posts on this forum.

 

Starbound now comes with an instruction booklet regardless of whether you bought a digital or hard copy. Chucklefish will mail the instruction manual to your mailing address. However, all instruction manuals are actually divorce papers accompanied by a break up letter, so that people can spend more time enjoying Starbound without the hassle of your significant other interrupting.

 

Starbound requires every player to pay 10c for every minute they spend in-game in order to reduce piracy.

 

Chucklefish has gone bankrupt and has sold the rights of Starbound to EA games, which now has micro-transitions and player shops.

 

Is that a pig that just flew by my window?

 

This joke has played out multiple times in this thread yet it never gets old.

 

The entity that destroys the player's home planet is actually... the player themself.

 

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

 

Tiy has just announced that the game will be released on gameboy advanced.

 

The game will be a linux exclusive.

 

Chucklefish has become annoyed at the rate of completion for Starbound, so they modified one of the first few threads posted on the forums to ask for ten volunteers to help speed up the process. The exact details of how the ten people will help is not mentioned, but they promise that whoever joins will have fun throughout the process. They also require a waiver signed, but that's not important enough to explain here.

 

Humans have been removed from the game due to compatibility issues with Macs. The Mac version of the game will not have humans.