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Fake news to keep us occupied

Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by Attack_Fish, Oct 14, 2012.

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  1. TTCBuilder

    TTCBuilder Jackpot!

    Currently they are made of GOD and randomly appear on your homeplanet or space station.
     
    TTCBuilder, Oct 29, 2012
    #201
  2. Vespers

    Vespers Pangalactic Porcupine

    The milky way has tipped over, causing a serious flash flood of milk throughout the galaxy. Tiy has noted that a new race will be added to survive this disaster!
     
    Vespers, Oct 29, 2012
    #202
  3. The Corrupted [ITA]

    The Corrupted [ITA] Big Damn Hero

    The last race is the Creepers. If you spawn as one you explode and die. The end.
     
    The Corrupted [ITA], Oct 29, 2012
    #203
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  4. Attack_Fish

    Attack_Fish Phantasmal Quasar

    In Starbound you meet up with Samus Aran and join forces to wipe out alien hordes who actually just hug a hug... Whoops!
     
    Attack_Fish, Nov 1, 2012
    #204
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  5. Zetro

    Zetro Subatomic Cosmonaut

    Tentacle planets shall be referred to as "schler" or "schlim".
     
    Zetro, Nov 16, 2012
    #205
    captain derps, FluffyRabbit, Multiversal Healthcare and 1 other person like this.
  6. Sadron

    Sadron Ketchup Robot

    Fake news is worse than no news. Hell naw.
     
    Sadron, Nov 16, 2012
    #206
    Xendhaius likes this.
  7. FluffyRabbit

    FluffyRabbit Subatomic Cosmonaut

    The devs have just announced in the IRC that there will be a cow level!!
     
    FluffyRabbit, Nov 16, 2012
    #207
  8. Firehammer

    Firehammer Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Aparently I've been banned from the forums and not allowed to post anything
     
    Firehammer, Nov 16, 2012
    #208
  9. Relinies

    Relinies King Homestuck III

    We need a dislike button. This thread is called a JOKE, people.

    OT: Devs have announced dild homestuck-esque god tiering.
     
    Relinies, Nov 16, 2012
    #209
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  10. Admiral CherryTurnover

    Admiral CherryTurnover Cosmic Narwhal

    But then.... How... GREtjif bluh grrr... MIND BLOWN! :sparta:
     
    Admiral CherryTurnover, Nov 16, 2012
    #210
    Hunter Creed, The Corrupted [ITA], Firehammer and 1 other person like this.
  11. GunmanRex

    GunmanRex Oxygen Tank

    if youfart you returnto yourship
     
    GunmanRex, Nov 16, 2012
    #211
  12. dnmr

    dnmr Space Spelunker

    Starbound will come out on Mac and Linux !


    Wait... That's not a fake new. :eek:
     
    dnmr, Nov 16, 2012
    #212
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  13. GunmanRex

    GunmanRex Oxygen Tank

    Bene-ites willbe a official race instarbound
     
    GunmanRex, Nov 16, 2012
    #213
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  14. Soup

    Soup Giant Laser Beams

    New random event: alien invasions!
     
    Soup, Nov 17, 2012
    #214
  15. Zetro

    Zetro Subatomic Cosmonaut

    That's not news it's common sense, now large scale monster raids would be news.
     
    Zetro, Nov 17, 2012
    #215
  16. Spike

    Spike Supernova

    hey! Guys! Exciting news! Chucklefish have just merged with EA games! Now, every block you mine will only cost you about $20, you have to buy a new DLC every time you want to go to a new planet, and each random-generated monster requires you to spend about $50 to view properly! Wow! And check it out! Monster armor for only $54.95! But only if you buy it in the next 45 seconds!

    But the news doesn't stop there! EA games will now upgrade starbound with ultra graphics, 3D engine, more DLCs, adjusted FPS, made everything online, more DLCs, and most importantly, MOAR DLCs! What more could you want? More DLC maybe? Well, do I have a surprise for you....

    You can hear the surprise I have for only a one-time payment of all the money in the universe.
     
    Spike, Nov 17, 2012
    #216
    Spellpawn9, FluffyRabbit, Auraknight and 4 others like this.
  17. WaitingSilence

    WaitingSilence Big Damn Hero

    Sounds a lot like Mabinogi. Actually, it sounds a lot like every single free MMORPG in existence.
     
    WaitingSilence, Nov 17, 2012
    #217
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  18. seklay

    seklay Starship Captain

    seklay, Nov 17, 2012
    #218
    futrtrubl, Auraknight, Relyte and 3 others like this.
  19. Relinies

    Relinies King Homestuck III

    Relinies, Nov 17, 2012
    #219
    CyberDog, M C, FluffyRabbit and 4 others like this.
  20. Marokutai

    Marokutai Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    When playing a Floran and typing in chat it will be translated to spanish and is unchangeable :sneaky:
     
    Marokutai, Nov 17, 2012
    #220
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