Fake news to keep us occupied

Damit I am 18 so I can't get a Beta key x:

Also every single starbound picture released was made in photoshop. The game doesn't really exist. Tiy is just waiting for december 25th to tell us that the game is a lie which will in effect make him the biggest troll in the universe. This will cause him to evolve into the supertroll after which he will rule the world with an iron fist.

 

The top statement is true about the bottom statement being a lie, therefore the top statement is a lie.

 

I'm so excited! I can't believe John Williams and Hans Zimmer are working on the soundtrack for Starbound! There's rumors that they're trying to resurrect Johann Sebastian Bach as well.

 

I heard from a little bird that David hasselhoff will be the final boss!
He assaults you with cheeseburgers!

 

The bottom statement is a lie about the top statement being a lie, therefore, the top statement is true.

Gotcha. ;D

 

Actually, the bottom statement says that the top statement is true, thus creating a paradox.

 

*Mind explodes*

 

That... was the whole point. I thought this was quite obvious.
Anyway, did you guys hear that Starbound is going to be a 3D RPGMMO that contains constant grinding and buying in-game currency with real money just to have a mount and actually beat the game?

 

Atually, I heard that it was subscription based, and the full game is already made. Now tiy is working on the DLC, that may or may not have already been showen to us. (Water will be a DLC)

 

TIY JUST GAVE ME THIS AWESOME 30 MINUTE VIDEO OF STARBOUND GAMEPLAY BECAUSE I ASKED NICE.

 

Yeaaaah, reaaaaal nice. (Reeeally slow wink)

It's quite simple don't trust a snitch, that first statement is a snitch, don't trust it.
Due to the fact that there is no information given there is no paradox. There is nothing.
It's like killing yourself in the past without having a past. You never existed in the first place... or did you?

 

OOps, I wasn't supposed to let this out...

 

Rainbows are a random event, if you go to the end of them befoe they fade in just 1 minute you get end game loot.
It takes 10 seconds to get in or out of a vehicle. The rainbow always spawns somewhere on the opposite side of the planet,
unless the planet is smaller than 1 km than it spawns on a nearby moon.
If you get the items a creature called "Leprachaun is spawned, you have 1 minute to prepare for battle while he charges up power.
You must then defeat him in battle to keep the cool stuff. If you fail you will respawn like normal, but without the loot.
He will also occasionally appear randomly and kick your butt afterward. He is 1 block tall and is near impossible to hit, even with a sword.
If there is more than one player he will nuke the planet.

 

If you turn on the game at exactly 12 PM during an equinox... And while your playing you go on a planet with EXACTLY 7 full moons... There is a 1 in 1 trillion chance you will get teleported to a secret room with a secret weapon... Oh no... It doesn't stop there... You have to unlock it first... So what you do is go into a labyrinth which takes about 2 hours to get through... And then you get to a room with a key... You have to do a micro-transaction of $10 to get this key... You then have to get back to the secret weapon where you put a the key into the keyhole on the weapon case... And then you have to make another micro-transaction of $50 to pick up the weapon... But when you get it there is no ammo... So you have to find another secret room... To get to this room you go to any avian and press this code Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right A B... You then get teleported to another room with some ammo... But you can't pick it up just yet... You have to go to this website www.getstarboundsupersecretweaponammo.org and you will have to pay $100 to download the program which opens up the ammo case... You then can pick up the ammo and leave...

 

The last race is penguins!
Penguins!
or cats... I can't seem to recall...

 

my friend complains about EA all the time

 

Starbound will be ported to console with BRAND NEW CONTENT!
"Milk the money cow"

 

Tiy is done with the game except for black holes and is consulting with Stephen Hawking before coding this part because he wants it to be perfect.

 

Only console-exclusive content! And will cost less!

 

Good guesses, but you're all wrong. Starbound shall be.... A COSMIC HORROR SPACE OPERA MUSICAL! In Icelandic, no less...