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Explaining the processor

Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by Mystify, Dec 16, 2013.

  1. Mystify

    Mystify Void-Bound Voyager

    I have seem a lot of people mention how nonsensical it is that you have to build a robot yourself, kill it, then take its processor, rather than simply making the processor.

    However, what if the important thing is not the processor itself, but the data on it? You need a superior brain to make the robot. Hence, it is not purely running off of the circuitry. So, perhaps the chip starts out in a neutral state, and as the robot runs, it ends up training the chip based on the brain's organic processing. However, for this to work, you need the brain to be stimulated. Combat would be the most stimulating thing for the brain, and so the process of fighting it allows the chip to be trained with the logic needed.
     
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  2. Terkup

    Terkup Phantasmal Quasar

    Processors don't store data, the logic is still sadly flawed, but I don't really think that logic is needed for Starbound, I mean our ships run on coal.
     
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  3. Mystify

    Mystify Void-Bound Voyager

    depends on the type of processor. if its the connections on the chip which are being set, that is still a type of data.
     
  4. Zulgaines

    Zulgaines Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I feel that these bosses will change around a bit when the actual campaign quests start getting added.
     
  5. Litagano Motscoud

    Litagano Motscoud Master Astronaut

    I'm assuming that the character builds the robot without the knowledge that it will go rogue and attack, so this theory still doesn't make sense to me
     
  6. Elmobius

    Elmobius Seal Broken

    Along that line, you don't realize your new friend wants to rip your face off, so you take its processor and put it into something a bit less lethal to achieve a similar means.
     
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  7. Mystify

    Mystify Void-Bound Voyager

    That still doesn't answer why you can't just make a processor to travel to the next sector normally
     
  8. Elmobius

    Elmobius Seal Broken

    Perhaps your robot buddy was supposed to do it for you so you could lounge in a hammock in the teleporter room, sipping mai tais.
     
  9. Mystify

    Mystify Void-Bound Voyager

    He is hardly an appropriate size for your ship.
     
  10. BitHorizon

    BitHorizon Ketchup Robot

    If it was changed from a processor to a hard drive, OP's description would work perfectly.
     
  11. Zody

    Zody Weight of the Sky

    If you wanted to make a friendly robot, why would you use the brain of a monster that wants to kill you?
     
  12. Elmobius

    Elmobius Seal Broken

    See? Now you're just being argumentative. :D

    Reminds me of a time I made a table before realizing I had to disassemble it to get it into the house from the garage...
     
  13. Elmobius

    Elmobius Seal Broken

    To be fair, I only used the brains of cute furry woodland creatures.
     
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  14. BitHorizon

    BitHorizon Ketchup Robot

    Well it's not like there was a puppy brain lying around.
     
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  15. Guswut

    Guswut Ketchup Robot

    If people are looking for nonsense, I'd say that the alien bubble birds, transversing planets and moons in days, the massive poop monsters, the overflowing collection of lore-abused alien races, faster than light travel powered by coal (or, through the same system, by uranium, plutonium, or a magical made up element solarium), the ability to carry trillions of units of weight well beyond anything possibly logical (and with no obvious digitization present to explain such magic), the usage of overt plot devices to create tension, having no enemies appear to understand that it isn't possible to win against a man hiding in a dirt hole with a pee shooter hole to fight from, and everything else that makes this game a fantastical journey through the minds of the Chucklefish team instead of a rail-riding hard science fiction event qualify fairly well.
     
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  16. Elmobius

    Elmobius Seal Broken

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Zody

    Zody Weight of the Sky

    Which brains your forcefully extracted and rammed 20 bars of steel into, I somehow don't feel like they would be less inclined to murder you than anything else :V
     
  18. Elmobius

    Elmobius Seal Broken

    Hindsight is 20/20?
     
  19. Guswut

    Guswut Ketchup Robot


    Why not magnets? Incidentally, "magnet" is a portmanteau for "magical nets", which is actually the reason for all such things (as aliens made them, of course).

    Also, I made that up, so please disregard such evidence as factual.
     
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