This formidable beast is one of the most feared and terrible beings in the entire universe. The very mention of it's name drives men to madness, and it's power can tear through time and space itself. It is: Evil Wizard Cheese. First, a bit of backstory. In the year 2153, humanity was on the brink of destruction. Several nuclear wars were going on, and the earth's resources had just about run out. In a desperate last ditch attempt to establish a new outpost on the moon, the american government cracked the surface of the moon. Under it, a gigantic sphere of cheese, which comprised the inside of the moon. For many years, this gigantic sphere of dairy fed the many, many people of the world. However, exactly 100 years later, it had been exhausted again. In a last-last ditch attempt, one scientist took the very last scrap of cheese to his secret laboratory, in the hopes of using ultra-charged radioactive waves to cause the cheese to duplicate or expand in some way, so that a renewable source of food would be possible. This was not what happened. Instead, the large wheel of cheese was made sentient, and given command over the powers of nature. It had become a wizard. Many centuries later, the destructive dairy product still roams the cosmos, thirsty for blood. Now, on to the big cheese. Main, cheesy body - EWC is made up of a large sphere of cheese, about twelve feet tall. This large piece of dairy allows EWC to absorb and nullify the brunt of attacks directed at it. Rocket Boots - Plundered from one particularly unlucky explorer, these boots allow EWC to pursue his opponents on all forms of terrain. Wizard Hat - A hat given to EWC when he was first given his powers. He starts out with no stars on it, and gains one for each player or friendly NPC he kills, which can go up to five. Wizard Staff - The weapon that allows EWC to properly direct his incredibly wizard powers. See below for it's many uses. Attacks Magic Missile - EWC fires a large ball of magic energy towards the players. The ball explodes on contact with a player or environment. Dairy Missile - An upgraded version of Magic Missile with higher splash range, damage, and speed. Usable by EWC when he has at least 2 stars on his hat. Rocket Slam - EWC uses his boots to fly up in the air and smash down on the ground, creating a large shockwave. Summon Mini-Cheeses - EWC holds his staff up in the air, summoning several miniature cheeses which relentlessly attack the player(s). Queso Explosion - EWC summons a torrent of hot queso cheese that coats the ground and does damage over time to anyone standing on it. Devour - If there are any dead players around, EWC will absorb their corpses to restore his own health. Meteor Shower - Summons a meteor to come down and deal heavy damage to whoever it strikes. The number of meteors increases one for each star on EWC's hat. Queso Meteors - Same as the above, but each meteor leaves queso in it's landing position. Teleport - EWC teleports around the area, avoiding attacks. He may use Magic Missile whilst teleporting, or Dairy Missile if he has access to it. Wizard's Fury - EWC's most devastating attack. When activated, EWC begins to charge up in place for around thirty or fourty seconds. Players have that much time to either: A) If he's low on health, damage him enough to kill him and cancel the attack. Attempt to get out of range as quickly as possible. At the end of the charging period, EWC will let out a monstrous explosion, which can instantly kill anyone who is within it's range. After the attack is over, EWC loses all stars on his hat, though he may earn them again. Anyway, there's EWC for now. I will now be accepting questions.
