Einstein Solutions Inc. previously known as "Einstein Engines Inc.""When the problem arises, SCIENCE is the answer!" Einstein Solutions, an fairly small research-focused corporation, mainly focusing on Vehicles, Robotics and Medical Supplies. As such, we are an research corporation, and rarely actually sell the products to the consumers, due to lack of manufacturing.Other to the fields of work mentioned, we also make the Lambda Candy and a fewother products. ┌────────┤INFO├───────────────────────────────────────────┐ GENERAL CORPORATE INFORMATION100% Einstein Solutions Inc. (full share holder) History:Created 2###, by Rejik Ourboros (Current owner and CEO, better known by his alias, Mepil) -Began research on plasma engines and reinforced titanium airlocks-RT Airlock research complete, and the product is released to the market-Product sells successfully to small spacecraft and mining outposts, earning profit-Plasma Engine research failed after major accident in small rented testing facility-Research on Warp Drive began Employees:CEO, MepilResearch Director,[RETRACTED]6 Person Research and Development team, [RETRACTED]Code of Ethics:Refunding. We will refund 50% of any product that has failed its intended purpouse, or has broken.We will not refund anything that has been broken intentionally, or has any unauthorized modificationsWe will not sell the products to any corporations that specialize in "trash processing"We are not responsible if one of our robots goes rouge └─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ We are currently looking for employees and contractors, please contact the CEO for more information ╔══════╣SHOP╠═════════════════════════════════════════════╗Current Products for sale:10pxl "λ Lambda Candy Bar"100pxl "Mk2 Breathing Mask (With gas filters attached)"7000 pxl "Prototype Warp Drive Σ"4000 pxl "Reinforced Titanium Airlock"20pxl "Synthethical Flash, attachable"3000 "FEREA 1 Type Android"╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ES Public Access Terminal is Online. No security threats detected.
Does your breathing mask help with large amounts of smoke from 50 volcanoes erupting at the same time close together?
Yes, it does! Of course, we'll provide four extra attachable filters for maximum safety. If it worked filtering out plasma smoke, it can filter out anything.
I'll buy it. It'll help me not pass out while getting moon rocks on a lava planets moon. *transfers cash pixels to your account*
If you wish, the G.F.F. can take a contract on the Plasma Engine. We have had problems with plasma before. If not, here's a tip- Use the Quantum Electromagnetic Cage System to hold the plasma in. Just send in an order and we'll get you one.