RP Dungeons and penguins

(I'm going to say it's one that got attacked previously)
You cut the damaged penguin in half, resorting in a dead penguin. There is only 3 of them left.(also the penguins yell"but we want yo loot and stuff" back at you)
P1:17dmg, dead
P2:6dmg
Ethan mwg, your turn.

 

I go in for a sneak attack with the crossbow that the guards had, joining the fight.

 

I cast firebolt again in an attenpt to finish off penguin 1.
Attack roll:24
(Roll:17|Mod:+7)
Damage roll:7
(I'm getting all of the sevens apperantly.)

 

When you pick up the crossbow, you realise it was specially made for flippers, and won't work with ordinary hands at all.

It hits,(p1 is dead, so I'll assume you mean p2)
You hit it, and it appears to be struggling for it's life.
P1:dead(17dmg)
P2:13dmg
I choose you, purple dragon!

 

I roll a seventeen on my death save throw.

 

(I forgot, please roll a d4,and you don't need to make saves, you just have 1 health left)

The penguins attack the mushroom lord., dealing 10dmg

P1:dead 17dmg
P2: 13dmg
Next is Ethan mwg

 

(Yep, okay.)
I rolled a three.
Kerime take the disengage action and move away from the penguins, behind Phann.

 

No, you are just unconsious for 3 hours, not dying, just unconsious. Since your health decreased by over half you go unconsious for 1d4 hours. Your d4read 3 so you are going to be asleep for a while.

 

I once again cast firebolt on penguin 2.
"Pew"
Attack roll:11
(Roll:4|Mod:+7)
Damage roll:4 fire damage

 

penguin 2 explodes
it hits, time for penguins.
the two look at each other, and slide towards and past ethan mwg,,slicing with their dual finblades, with 13,24,8,and22 to hit, and if hitting, dealing 12,10,8,and 6 respectively
p1:dead
P2:dead
mushroomlords turn

 

Phann is going to attack the nearest penguin (14 + 4 = 18 to hit. Dealing 8 + 2 = 10 slashing and 4 fire damage on a hit).

I'd also like Phann to shout at their faces, "If you surrender now we won't kill you and stuff"

 

I am going to sneak over to the piles of loot, and simply steal them.

 

The second and fourth attacks hit. Sangria is knocked unconscious.
I also rolled a 3 so I might not be much use for a while.

 

the penguins go"hey, htat's my line!" before you cut penguin 3 in half.
P1:dead
P2:dead
P3:dead
the penguins start running away, so either of you two can make an attack of opportunity.

your hand phases through them, but it ends up that there ius a chest under one of the piles, and metal blocks under the other.

 

I'll open the chest.

 

As you open the chest, you notice it contained 30gp, 2gems worth 50gp each, and 2 shortswords

 

Phann will take the attack of opertunity.
(Rolled an 18 + 4 = 21 to hit on the attack of opertunity, dealing 8 + 2 = 10 slashing and 2 fire damage.)
"God damn it! I was offering you survival!"

If it survives Phann won't bother giving chase instead she's going to go see if she can help Kerime in anyway.

 

I take everything in the chest and don't tell anyone about the money and gems, but I will ask if anyone needs a shortsword.

 

You hit, and the penguin is hit hard, and almost dead, as it limps off. It seems that kerime could use some healing as they are bleeding from approximately 2 more holes then they should have(huge gashes across the legs) the best thing for them would be to allow them to rest for a few hours. Sangria might need more help though(if you want to help, roll a medicine check)

 

I will also emerge from the shadows and say hello.