Dr scoobie( doesnt have a phD )

Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself!' started by Dr scoobie, Nov 10, 2012.

  1. Dr scoobie

    Dr scoobie Giant Laser Beams

    im dr scoobie

    im mildy scared of:
    birds
    heights
    humans
    the dark
    sleeping the wrong way
    fire
    sharp objects
    spiders
    my personal health
    my mental health
    my steak being undercooked
    enclosed spaces
    and especially large birds

    hopefully i wont find starbound too scary.
     
  2. Galactic Mindswipe

    Galactic Mindswipe Giant Laser Beams

    All those things are in Starbound.

    Good luck.
     
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  3. Dr scoobie

    Dr scoobie Giant Laser Beams

    guess it will make a good horror game then.
    especially seeming as how i just ran away from a phone. D:
     
  4. The Enlightened Grue

    The Enlightened Grue Master Astronaut

    Welcome to the forums Dr.

    don't worry about Starbound being too scary. You'll always be able to carry a gun at least 1/3 the size of your character.

    anyways, if you want to desensitize yourself to the overall scary-factor of the stuff you've listed, watch like 5 minutes of an Amnesia : The Dark Descent playthrough. If you manage to not run away from the computer, you'll probably find your overall scare-barometer to have changed values :p

    please do not read this post as encouragement do actually watch a playthrough of "Amnesia : The Dark Descent". They're scary as all-f**k
     
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  5. Galactic Mindswipe

    Galactic Mindswipe Giant Laser Beams

    Has watched a full playthrough of Amnesia, didn't get scared.

    Still scared of spiders.
     
  6. Dr scoobie

    Dr scoobie Giant Laser Beams

    the other day a spider ran straight for me.
    usually spiders run away.

    the tables have turned it seems.
    i dont find virtual spiders scary however.
     
  7. The Enlightened Grue

    The Enlightened Grue Master Astronaut

    just wait until one darts in your general direction that's big enough to make skittering noises when it passes over sheets of paper.
    Only time I've actually cut and run away from my computer.
     
  8. Dr scoobie

    Dr scoobie Giant Laser Beams

    i was in an empty room
    in the 360 degress he could have ran in he ran towards me.
    he was in full attack mode.

    until he got sqaushed by an argos catalouge.
    always handy to keep an argos catalouge around.

    despite the fact that argos is ripped off.
     
  9. The Enlightened Grue

    The Enlightened Grue Master Astronaut

    I use my slipper most of the time. It has +30 points in Spider-Killing.
    if I can't get my slipper, I pull out my one-hit KO weapon.
    The Vacuum Cleaner. +999 points to Spider-Killing. Fatal every time.
     
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  10. Word on the Wind

    Word on the Wind Former Staff

  11. Kameil

    Kameil 2.7182818284590...

    Hello Starbounder! Welcome to the forums.

    Rest assure, what I shall suggest will not have spiders in them, at all.

    Anyways, may I suggest visiting the Fan Art section for a pretty picture or two? Maybe the Fan Fiction section for a story? If those two don't interest you, maybe chatting with others in the General Discussion will interest you the most.

    Either way, enjoy your stay.
     
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