Greeting Slime and welcome to the forums. I see you are probably more famous than I just in your introductory thread. Well... Damn.
I think Sham has been inspiring some people. Or it's just the feel of rhyme, when you eat a lime at the same time there has been a crime, then you drop your dime and get hit by a mime and then, then that's just suddenly awkward.
not exactly true. in truth, there is very little salt in our gelatinous bodies. I know because if we were over salter, the two of us would shrivel up and die... like a slug... If anything we probably taste like jello And even if we did get salted, we'd taste as good as a strawberry dipped in murky sea water
This... This slime right here is becoming ridiculously famous Maybe I could get to understand it if it was a jungle slime, but... A common green slime? It only has 14HP dudes! Is it because its not-equally-sized eyes which shouldn't be there or what...? OR MAYBE--Maybe it is some kind of weird mutated slime with mental powers and is taking control over all of us!!
Are you questioning his slimelyness? Bring the tools of pain! Obey the slime! All hail the slime! EDIT: Zefuq I just did?
By the Emperor... I thought we purged all of your kind? Well... If its only one of you, I suppose that's fine... Exterminatus isn't required ....for now...
*Takes out blue lightsaber* DIE!! Oh wait... you are friendly... In that case.... *Opens random chest* Here my friend, take this green lightsaber, and together we shall explore the Starbound universe! (wtf is just said?) In any case, welcome to the Starbound forums, hope you will have a great time here.
What have I told you!? It's inside your mind!! Fight the monster! C'mon, I know you can do it! Don't let that slimy thing control your actions!
