Don't Kill Me.

Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself!' started by Slime, Dec 17, 2012.

  1. Slime

    Slime Aquatic Astronaut

    I'm Slime. Now. Before you all go running at me with your rather large and pointy excaliburs, I'd like to say Hi.
    Hi.

    I am a free-time coder and artist. Now stare at me in awe.
    Yes. I am pretty awesome.

    If you'd like to award me with a cookie.
    I won't take it.
    Because I only take muffins, that's just kind of my thing.

    One last thing, I'm amazed this name wasn't taken considering the large amount of Terraria players around-about.

    Now only if there'd be a muffin emoticon...
     
  2. Shock

    Shock Spaceman Spiff

    It's alright guys. This one's friendly. Welcome!
     
  3. Slime

    Slime Aquatic Astronaut

    Yes. Yes.
    I'm friendly.

    I just have a rather odd-shaped head. No biggie. Nothing to worry.
    I'm totally friendly.
    Totally.
     
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  4. Shock

    Shock Spaceman Spiff

    Yeah... so I think this guy is friendly...
     
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  5. Slime

    Slime Aquatic Astronaut

    Yes. Yes I am. Now if you don't mind, I'd like to finish my rabbit pie.
     
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  6. SchizophenicPenguin

    SchizophenicPenguin Yeah, You!

    Would you possibly take a cupcake? I'm all out of muffins..
     
  7. Woodland

    Woodland Big Damn Hero

    Welcome to the Starbound forums! There's a lot to have a look-see at, like the fan art forums, news, and so-on! We hope you enjoy your stay here!

    I'M GONNA CHOP YOU IN HALF LIKE THE SLIME YOU ARE

    <3
     
  8. Starmi

    Starmi Pangalactic Porcupine

    Hello! I have a muffin for you! __________
    / * . \
    ( . * * )
    ^^^^^^^^^
    \ /
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    I hope you like it :D (It's Chocolate-chip)
     
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  9. Starmi

    Starmi Pangalactic Porcupine

    NOOOOOOO it messed it up :.(
     
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  10. Starmi

    Starmi Pangalactic Porcupine

    If you even THINK about scratching his gooey coat...
    I WILL UNLEASH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND VIRORBS UPON YOU!
     
  11. Slime

    Slime Aquatic Astronaut

    No. No cupcakes acceptable, sorry.
    Hah. You're defenseless against my copper shortsword!
    That's.
    That's a very strange muffin.
    Not if I eat you first.
    That sounds pretty convincing.
     
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  12. Starmi

    Starmi Pangalactic Porcupine

    Yeah... apparently it will compress that stuff like you saw...
     
  13. Galactic Mindswipe

    Galactic Mindswipe Giant Laser Beams

    Wox is a robot. I don't suggest eating him.

    And I've had some trouble with your kind in the past... *looks at flamethrower*

    Uh... This flamethrower totally doesn't use gel.. At all. *teleports away*
     
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  14. Starmi

    Starmi Pangalactic Porcupine

    If that Flamethrower even STARTS to use gel...
     
  15. * RUNS TOWARDS THE SLIME * SSSSQQQQQQQUUUUEEEEEE !!!!!!!" * grabs you up and hugs you tightly against my massive chest * " SSSOOOO CUTE!"
     
  16. Headphoner

    Headphoner Cosmic Narwhal

    Well, I guess you won't be needing this... :cookie:
    *Eats the cookie*
     
  17. YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO ENSLAVE MY PEOPLE SLIME. QUICK PUNY HUMANS STAB HIM WITH YOUR POINTY STICKS.
     
  18. Headphoner

    Headphoner Cosmic Narwhal

    I can't! My pointy stick broke!
     
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  19. Here.
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  20. Headphoner

    Headphoner Cosmic Narwhal

    I now have a pointy stick! :viking:
    NOW DIE, SLIME!
    *Starts poking a tub of jello*
     
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