Don't Jump D:

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  1. VinylBuckingScratch

    VinylBuckingScratch Master Chief

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    Saddened. I found this avian contemplating suicide.
     
  2. SirusKing

    SirusKing Subatomic Cosmonaut

    Its not "suicide", it is more like a sacrifice disguised as a learning ritual. I think the lore goes: If you jump off the celestial tower (that) and you hit the ground, you are not worthy to live under Kluex. I think thats how the lore goes at least.
     
  3. XtremeNinja45

    XtremeNinja45 Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    i would have broken the blocks underneath her :p
     
  4. SirusKing

    SirusKing Subatomic Cosmonaut

    ... Or you coulds ssstaabss herrr off.
     
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  5. VinylBuckingScratch

    VinylBuckingScratch Master Chief

    XtremeNinja45 if your title is a Zelda reference I will find you and I will marry you. "twenty-three is number one"-deku scrub
     
  6. XtremeNinja45

    XtremeNinja45 Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    yup it is :D
     
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  7. Wisty

    Wisty Subatomic Cosmonaut

    I once found one of those towers. i was fighting the guards inside. in an attempt to pin one to the wall i whacked him towards the door. i wasnt expecting him to go through the door and take the innocent avian with him. then a hostile flying creature killed the avian on the other side. later i climbed back down to find both the avian guard and the innocent avian, who previously dropped from the top of the tower, undamaged at the bottom. i killed the guard and talked to the avian who was muttering something about not being ready.
     
  8. SeaJay

    SeaJay Space Kumquat

    I always push these guys off.

    I'm kind of a dick.
     
  9. KraYGoN_GaTsU

    KraYGoN_GaTsU Star Wrangler

    sounds like it
     
  10. Kattanos

    Kattanos Pangalactic Porcupine

    I would have placed a sentry down, activate it, then have it shoot her off the side..
     
  11. Blaster Master

    Blaster Master Star Wrangler

    This here is where I'd take the bricks that she's standing on.
     
  12. Zourin

    Zourin Void-Bound Voyager

    Bomb. Definitely would have used a bomb.

    Lesson 1 of the Micheal Bay's School of Flight:

    EXPLOSIONS!
     
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  13. Jerln

    Jerln Oxygen Tank

    I killed the guards by knocking them off the tower and went to speak to the pink avian on the right side of the tower. She said to me, "Do you think Kluex will accept me?" And then a bird vomited exploding acid at her and she was no more. So I went to the one on the left side, an orange avian. He said "Wings don't fail me now!" but never jumped. I thought to myself, "How can I push him off? My weapons are far too deadly to simply knock him back..." And so I broke the blocks beneath him.

    Then somehow the guards had survived the fall, at the bottom, and were supremely pissed at me.
     
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  14. Gia-Knight

    Gia-Knight Void-Bound Voyager

    saw one once, accidentally knocked her off the tower while fighting an avian guard....
    ah well
     
  15. Andonar

    Andonar Aquatic Astronaut

    I was exploring a planet with a friend and we stumbled upon one of these. Naturally, when I saw her I just pushed her off. I didn't even stop to think about what she was saying.
     
  16. Itami

    Itami Star Wrangler

    hah.. how im used to them lol
    for some reason i find alot of those avian temple tower thingies and theres ALWAYS that one suicidal Bird on top of it.
    At first it seemed strange and maybe even a little sad, but when that happens so often (not to mention that it happens in a game), i stop giving a sh*t, if there was any to give in the first place lol.
    then it becomes more like a running gag xD
    "OOOH will she jump today?"
    kinda made me think of that one 'funny' quest in the shivering isles addon of oblivion hehe...
     
  17. Black--snow

    Black--snow Cosmic Narwhal

    NPCs don't take fall damage, so technically if the ritual was similar to our 'Witch' testing 'rituals' they would be deemed unworthy and killed... Because they didn't die. o.0
     
  18. Jerln

    Jerln Oxygen Tank

    NPCs take fall damage. I've pushed these guys off the towers many times and they're dead when I get down there. Also, guards have very little health when I check on them after I've pushed them off, far less health than when they were at the top.
     
  19. Skhmt

    Skhmt Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Really? I've seen avians fall off of airships and take no damage.
     
  20. Black--snow

    Black--snow Cosmic Narwhal

     

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