Do it or the Scarf gets it

It's gone on long enough, Tiy!

We have your scarf; release starbound (Or maybe just a screenshot or two) or the scarf gets it.

Here is a picture to prove we have your scarf. If you don't send the goods within 24 hours we'll send you something a bit more serious

 

I did NOT steal the scarf.

Just because I'm a khajiit doesn't mean I'm a thief..

 

Wait a second... -stares at name- you're a liar!

 

Everyone knows Tiy has a dedicated closet for scarves

 

Whoa there! I know it's been a long time but there's no need for something that drastic!
Cthulu is controlling you! You must resist!

 

I've already burnt it down

It appears to have been burnt in a recent fire.

 

They should call you M'aiq the Psychotic Arsonist

 

Whatever you do, don't put the scarf on!

Tiy is actually the scarf that controls its human host!

 

Someone stop this madman, I think he's serious.

Just put the gun down buddy, we don't need any fabrics getting torn

 

I've yet to find a joke thread that's actually funny

 

shhhhh. don't tell him the scarf is bullet proof

 

Tiy is actually the Doctor. Even if he loses his scarf, it just inexplicably comes back in the next installment. It's simply too iconic not to.

 

Oh god the scarf! Not the scarf! The scaaaaaarf!
I say we send in the TIYBot to take it back.

 

Is that a Smith & Wesson M&P? At least the scarf dies with style.

 

You think I'm kidding? I'll up the ante, I also have Mollygos' glasses

 

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

 

Silly people, you think Tiy only has one scarf?

 

My space penguin army shall charge on thy abode at dawn.

 

That scarf better be a droppable item in game.

 

-DESTRUCTION INCREASED TO 90-