Dick worms

Discussion in 'Screenshots' started by Yzzey, Sep 26, 2014.

  1. Yzzey

    Yzzey Heliosphere

    So, I decided to finally get back onto starbound after a long time. I switched back from nightly so I could play without the bugs. So I log on to the game and create my old character, CoralMaster. I explore for half an hour and find a planet. It's nice, weather is good aside from the harmless fire rain, creatures look pretty good. So I set down everything and made my house on the planet. Such a nice place. Nothing could go wrong. Of course, I was proven wrong when night fell. I heard a farting noise, and looked outside, shooting an arrow at whatever was on the other side of the door. The thing was aggro'ed and A cloud of white mist/powder/spray flew at me. And this thing was standing there.

    Yeah, so that was my day. A farting penis-worm violated me and invaded my base. p.png
     
  2. Garatgh Deloi

    Garatgh Deloi Master Astronaut

    Thank you, that made me smile.
     
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  3. UltraSnaky

    UltraSnaky Pangalactic Porcupine

    Thank you, that made me vomit and die. I must say, they're surprisingly generous with internet access in hell.
     
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  4. aetheist

    aetheist Orbital Explorer

    Such is the life of the penis worm.
     
  5. Akado

    Akado Oxygen Tank

    If such a monster were found to be unable to harm a player, would it be declared dysfunctional?

    Also, did it remain attacking you for over 4 hours? If so, you should see a doctor. Because you probably didn't have enough armor to withstand that much punishment, of course.
     
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  6. Greatblackshark

    Greatblackshark Cosmic Narwhal

    Use protection next time? ;)
     
  7. Zuvaii

    Zuvaii Heliosphere

    I can't stop laughing at both the description you gave and the picture.
     
  8. Hatsya Souji

    Hatsya Souji Parsec Taste Tester

    I'll give that thing a HOT, SURGING MAXIMUM PENETRATION!

    ...with my Tesla Staff!
     
  9. AstralGhost

    AstralGhost Pangalactic Porcupine

    That guy over on the left watching sure looks happy to have watched the whole thing...
     
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  10. Hatsya Souji

    Hatsya Souji Parsec Taste Tester

    I await a Starbound comic with those two making out, @AstralGhost
     
  11. Jonesy

    Jonesy Sarif's Attack Kangaroo Forum Moderator

    I prefer to call them "Freudian Phallus Beasts".
     
  12. Akado

    Akado Oxygen Tank

    Are their heads called Freudian Tips?
     
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