Dialog Suggestions: Glitch -> Avian

Condescending sarcasm. You must be really, really smart.

 

Taunt. I will not give you birdseed. Statement. This is funny because you do not get any birdseed, and you are a bird.

 

Reflexion. I wonder if you taste like chicken...

 

That'd be hilarious to see if you were playing as an Apex

 

"Fascination. Your feathers would make a beautiful fletching for my arrows."

 

Warning. Bathing in the village fountain is strictly prohibited.
Helpful. Your plumage contains 23% more parasites then average. May I direct you to the location of a nearby ant colony?

 

Negation: I will not throw bread crumbs on the ground.

 

"Inquiry. Do you happen to know why Avians keep walking into our glass doors?"

 

Inquiry. Which one came first? The Avian or the egg?

 

"Inquiry. Why did the Avian cross the road?"

 

"Insult: Your assembler has such mass that her feathers are the size of swords."

 

Inquiry: My pillow isn't fluffy enough. Can I have some of your plummage?

 

Suggestion: Your constant screeching irritates me. I highly recommend you find a suitable lubricant.

Sarcasm: The next time we have a statue that requires extra excrement, I'll be sure to let you know.

Compliment: Your feathers are of the highest quality. Very vibrant.

Gratitude: Many thanks, birdman.

Compliment: You have the statistics of a vigorous eagle.

Insult: Your talons stain the ground upon which they walk.

Battle cry: Feel my wrath, you unholy feathered fiend!

 

Oh god, if the glitch talked like this it would suck ass! Just because they're robots doesn't mean they talk idiotically. They're a near perfect simulation of ye olde times, they'll talk in ye olde english!

 

Ye olde butcherde Englishe is a travesty, and actual Old English is nearly incomprehensible nowadays.

 

According to my English teacher, "Old English" never existed. I find old english annoying. I would just immediately kill all Glitches because I would have to decode their text like I do with Shakespeare

 

"Warning. An angry bird detected."

 

Shakespeare used Middle English not Old English

 

Yes I know I'm just saying it's annoying and was comparing it to Shakespeare. Not saying he used it

 

Fun fact: Ye Olde English is actually pronounced "The Old English". The "e" on the end of "old" is silent, and the "Y" of "Ye" is called a thorn, and is a character that replaces "Th". Kinda ruins it a little, right?