Dialog Suggestions: Glitch -> Avian

We're having a fun discussion on the IRC, helping Tiy come up with conversation between Glitch and Humans. That's mostly done now, and Tiy's looking for Glitch -> Apex dialog.

Some rules:
1. Glitch talk in a particular way. One word, followed by the rest of the sentence. See the examples for further details.
2. These are idle responses and so will not have access to any variables such as time-of-day, what the player is wearing etc. Make sure your suggestions are general enough.
3. Tiy reserves the right to accept or reject any suggestions - "You can suggest a response, if I don't like it, I won't use it. I'm not going to tell you which I like and don't like."

Examples: (Glitch->Human)
"Warning. Do not make trouble meatman, or I shall call the guards."
"Trepidation. What is your business here?"
"Kindness. All travellers are welcome here."
"Kindness. Make sure you rest before leaving town, it's not safe out there."
"Fascination. I would love to study just how you were assembled."

EDIT: Now on Glitch->Avian

 

Warning. Your fur may be the new fuel source for our city.

 

Warning. Furball in proximity.

or

Warning. Chewbacca in proximity.

or

Warning. Walking carpet in proximity.

 

"Warning. Throwing fecal matter is an offense punishable by death."

 

"Trepidation. No monkeying around."

edit: Actually, this might be better:

"Agitation. No monkeying around!"

 

Fascination: (Random, non stupid number) new types of insects discovered within a few cubic meters.

 

"Taunt. I have a banana in my possession and you can't have it. Ha. Ha. Ha."

 

Frustration. Stop imitating everything I do.

 

Warning. Self destruct sequence initiated.
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*Explodes* (Optional) >_>

 

"Warning. No jumping on the bed."

"Gossip. I saw a bunch of Apex in a barrel the other day..."

"Warning. Swinging from any town structure is strictly prohibited. "

"Joke. Why did the monkey do 1000 crunches? Because he wanted better Ape Pecs."

 

Please edit those all onto one post, LowestForm.
"Suspicion. Why are you always watching me like that?"

 

"Greeting. Welcome, friend. The tavern just received a banana shipment this morning. "

 

"Intimidate. Aren't you suppose to be wearing a fez or something?"

 

"Kindness. Worry not, traveler. There is no evil to see, hear, or speak of here in town. "

 

Joking. How many decimals numbers of Pi can Humans note? None because Humans eat all the pie. -- for Humans
Joking. Why did the Apex cross the street? Because there were bananas on the other side. -- for Apex
Joking. Why do Hylotl avoid oceans? Because Florans love salty dishes. -- for Hylotl
Joking. What happens to a Floran that stand in the sun too long? It blooms. -- for Florans
Joking. We have a lot of Avians in this village. We call them Chickens. -- for Avians
Joking. Why does it smell after a Novakid walks by? Because gas just passed. -- for Novakids
Joking. How many fellow Glitch does it take to screw in a torch? Only one because the Glitch are efficient. -- for Glitch

 

Joking. Nobody expects the Miniknog inquisition.
Joking. Big Ape is watching you.

 

"Trepidation. Huh? Did you just say 'Ook'?"
"Kindness. Are you looking for a job stranger? We currently need a librarian."

 

Attention. Birds in the area - Don't stand still.

 

Joking: Aquiline life form detected. Dispensing bird seed.